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Dreadnought[DK] February 18th, 2005 02:03 AM
Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
currrrses!

Mr. Matt February 18th, 2005 02:04 AM
Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Ol' Big-Belly Bob, 'ee was 'aving a go at me ship, he was. So I says to 'im, "Bob my main man, why yo be fuckin' wit my ship, yo ho?! I'll bitch-slap yo ass back into the 80s my bro! Dude, wassup wit you man?!"

Well, Ol' Big-Belly, 'ee didn't take to kindly to that, he didn't. "Avast, ye stinkin' parrot-fucker!" he cried, wavin' around me cutlass wot he stole from me, bein' a scurvy pirate as he is.
"Yo mother fucker, back the fuck down before I own yo ass," I cried, in me best pirate accept."
"Ye don't know what ye be gettin' into, scurvy dog!" Ol' Big-Belly bellowed, an' 'ee be startin' to put 'is cutlass through me stomach.
"Yo bitch, what the fuck are you doing?!" I be yellin', tryin' to hold me guts in me garters. "Imma fuckin' bitchslap yo ass so hard... my man, you won't even feel yo ass anymore!"
"Ahaaarrr, shiver me breasticles," Ol' Big-Belly said. 'Ee was 'avin' a 'larf with me, 'cause he knew I be goin' to see Davie Jones' Locker before the morrow.
"Shiver yo WHAT?" says I, eyin' him with me one eye. "Yo brother, you are fucking outta there..."

An' then I be goin' to the depths of Davie Jone's Locker, parrot an' all. How I be writin' me journals when I be dead, ye may ask? Good ques...

CorT February 18th, 2005 02:05 AM
Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
ar, i be having a confesion ta be a makin'… i … i aint really a pirate

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 02:06 AM
Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arr that be a fine storry. You be prromotoed to err.. landlubberr first class!

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 02:06 AM
Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CorT
ar, i be having a confesion ta be a makin'… i … i aint really a pirate
arr that be alrright. A few morre bottles o' rrum and you be one!

CorT February 18th, 2005 02:10 AM
Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
arrr… i be havin' another confession ta be a makin'… i … i be drinkin milk not rum

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 02:12 AM
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arr, what be that milk you be talkin bout?

CorT February 18th, 2005 02:15 AM
Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
arr, it be the white stuff that comes out of a cow

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 02:15 AM
Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arr, you be drinkin that? Arr but we need everrry landlubberr we can get. You be the threads' boy then.

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 02:18 AM
Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arr maties me be gone fer a while now. But when me be back me be tellin ye bout arr fine plan me got. Tis be a swashbucklin plan fer ye jolly rogers!


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