Originally Posted by BBC News 24 Bush: Hey, I think Iraq has weapons of mass destruction!
Bush's Advisor: Really? After we sold it to them? Get out! Nah, they used them, Mr. Prez. Just like we told them to.
Bush: I bet they kept them!
Bush's Advisor: Uh, sure, whatever. Listen, are you going to tell us what you want to do with this potted plant or not? Get back to me via e-mail, I have to burn things.
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Bush: Hey Saddam, you got any weapons of mass destruction? Nukular shit? Chemical crap? Stuff like that?
Saddam: No mate, I don't have any. Why, you want to sell me some more?
Bush: AhHA! So you DO have WMDs! I hereby order you to disarm!
Saddam: What?! Are you an idiot or something?! Get bent, I don't have any.
Bush: I'll sort this out. Hold on.
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Bush: Hey, Hans, will you go and look if Saddam has any of those weapons we gave him a while ago?
Hans: Uuuh sure Bush. I'll get the boys together. Time for a good ol' fashioned posse. Yeeehaw!
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*Some time later*
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Hans: Sorry dude, he don't have none! I can't find 'em!
Bush: He's hiding them. Look harder!
Hans: Uuuh OK boss. Hey, Saddam, you showing me everything you've got?
Saddam: Yep. You wanna check my pants?! There's a WMD down there, I can tell you!
Hans: Uuuh, no thanks. You sure you're showing me everything?
Saddam: Jes... I mean, Allah, man. I even showed you my naked pictures. What more could you possibly want from me? You've seen it all.
Hans: Nope boss, he ain't got any. You want his nekked pics?!? I have 'em!
Bush: Ew, heathen! Get away from me! Ahem. Saddam, I ain't not gonna said it again, man -- dismantle your weapons of mass destruction... or ELSE!!!
Hans: That's it, I'm outta here...
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Saddam: Aaaww but I don't got any!!!
Bush: Gimme!
Saddam: I would if I could but I caaaaaan't!
Bush: Gimme!
Saddam: You know what? Just fuck off. I've got a country to run here, I can't be arsed with this crap.
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Bush: Gimme!
Bush: Gimme!
Bush: Gimm... hello? Hello? HELLO?!? That cheeky sod just closed the convo window...
*Some time passes*
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Bush: Gimme NOW!
Saddam: For the last time, NO! Sell me some more and I'll think about it.
Bush: That's it you're outta here.
*Bush leaves his computer and kicks Saddam's arse.*
Saddam: Dammit, why'd you... HEY! My frickin' beard, man! I looked so handsome...
Bush: Ha! Now we'll find them nukular bombs! Lock him up, boys!
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*Some time passes.*
Bush: Hey, what do you know... he really didn't have any! LOL! And now he's dead. I mean, in prison.
Bush: Um... hey, look over there! It's an Iran! I bet they have some weapons of mass distracti... I mean, destruction...
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Ali Khamenei: Yo ma main man, wassup?!1
Bush: I hereby order you to disarm your weapons of mass destruction!
Ali Khamenei: Oh boy...
Ali Khamenei is inviting you to download 'WMD-VIRUS.exe'. Accept?
Bush: I frickin' KNEW it, you...
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Ali Khamenei: Heh.
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