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10 quality Kiwis. The quality is to be judged my moi and my Kiwi lieutenant, Doris.

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Ok I teleporting them to you now. I trust my tickets will arrive soon?

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Well, they should, but I need to cut them out first. Give me a while, I just severed an artery.

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Squeeze kiwi juice into the wound. It helps.

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It does indeed. After consultation of the "How to Improve Your Health Using the Kiwis" book, I have concocted an appropriate mix of both Kiwi juice and zest of Kiwi. It's so cool and refreshing, I may just drink it instead.

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Ohhh... send me some!

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I'm thinking of starting a mixing-unit and bottling the stuff to be sold as "Teh Kiwi Water - With Added Kiwi - No Maple Syrup Here". I'll send you the first bottle.

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Are you offering shares in the industry?

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Almost certainly. I intend to lead the market in Kiwi Water from the very beginning, and pwn Microsoft when it comes to Kiwi-compatible Operating Systems.

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Oooh! Are you a member of the FTSE 500 yet? I must snap up your shares while they are cheap...