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possibly the smartest post in the whole thread.

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Or small carpet monsters of the Sahara veriety.

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OoooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooo. I've always wanted to see one of them, ever since the Hat Incident of '48.

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I thought it was the Mildly-Brown-coloured-turban incedent of '64 where you saw one...

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That's just amazing. You must have been one of the two people apart from me involved in this incident. Oh, the memories.

Coincidentally, cups take time to brew.

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Yes, which, alas, means I am going to have to go and make some, and leave the spamming session for 5 minutes. *Sob*

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I like to make tortoises climb small obstacle courses. Once, I got one to leap over a turd.

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You should sell the act to a cheapy circus. They lap up that sort of b/s.

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I run a small chain of cheapy circuses.

We're called "The Small Chain of Circuses, We Write Letters With Aplomb".

Please come and see one of our shows, only two people turned up at the last one, and they don't count because they fell out a plane and landed in the tent. I need money for my Kiwis.

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How much are the tickets?