I am a winner

[Chiefy]

I think you'll find a stench under your pillow.

[Revenge]

Yes, of a rotting haddok. I keep it there. I like to lick it during the night.

[Chiefy]

I prefer kippers myself, and I keep it under the bed so I don't feel a lump under my pillow.

Still, each to his own.

[Revenge]

I tried kippers, but they stung my eyes.

[Chiefy]

Yes, well it does help if they're dead.

If you like them alive, try sedating them. No more sticky tail-whacks in the face now. Some people like that though. Wiggly-waggly kippers.

[Revenge]

Have you ever tried Sardine? Once you get used to the brine smell they are wonderful.

[Chiefy]

I must admit I haven't, I'll give it a whizz when this one disintegrates, but there's a good few months left in old Betsy yet.

I find the leathery texture of tuna chunks very evocative.

[AegenemmnoN]

ponies.

[Revenge]

Originally Posted by Chiefy

I must admit I haven't, I'll give it a whizz when this one disintegrates, but there's a good few months left in old Betsy yet.

I find the leathery texture of tuna chunks very evocative.

Yes I only just got Maisy from a seaman. She will last a few months, or until I accidentally fry her and have her for breakfast.

[Chiefy]

Well, as they say, never row boats into old men.