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Old December 19th, 2004   #1
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Part 1....

Once upon a time, in the dark regions of the forests of avalar, a wicked man cast a spell on an innocent child by the name of Riles. The spell cast upon the poor child made him a moderator, but in return, Riles would be tormented forever. The wicked man left Riles in the forest, while the man made his swift get-a-way. Riles had nowhere to go, but fortunatly, a pack of wolves came by. The wolves raised Riles to become what he is today. Riles had a tough time, though. He had to pass several tests to get accepted into the real world, a world without the wolves, a world of humans and admins. Riles failed many tests, but wouldn't give up. One day, during the registration for Gaming Forums, Riles didn't realise he needed an E-mail. Feeling stupid, he went to register at hotmail. Unfortunatly, hotmail had a good spam filter at the time and didn't allow Riles to register. Depressed and feeling lonely, Riles was led into a life of crime and critizism. He joined gangs, which led him to the Mafia. Riles started low in the Mafia, beginning his career as a simple grunt. But, Riles was good, too good. He began to show leadership in the Mafia. News of Riles reached the top of the Mafia chain of command. Riles was invited to dinner, where he would confront his boss. Riles' boss was extremely pleased with Riles. His boss promoted Riles to ensign. Modivated, Ensign Riles began to pull of big jobs, stealing huge diamonds and kidanpping high level officials. Once, Ensign Riles kidnapped the daughter of an Arabic king. The king offered to sell his daughter to Ensign Riles, in exchange for the safety of the daughter. The daughter's name was Trillian. At first, Trillian didn't like Ensign Riles, claiming that all Ensign Riles wanted was sex. After being with Ensign Riles for a while, Trillian grew on Ensign Riles. AzH, the Mafia leader didn't lile this. AzH wanted Trillian, he wanted her A LOT. So, AzH planned to have Ensign Riles assasinated. Biggus Dickus and Lightning [NL] were recuited for the devilish task to exterminating Ensign Riles. While pulling off a job in Venice, Italy, with Biggus Dickus and Lightning [NL], the hired hitmen open fire on Ensign Riles and forced him to run for his life. Fearing that the Mafia had all of Italy bugged, Ensign Riles fled to Russia. There, he would hook up with the Russian Mafia, which gladly accepted Riles as one of their own. Riles became even for famous as he had been in Italy. Riles was soon on the good side of Mihail, the local leader of the Russian Mafia in Moscow. Mihail gave Ensign Riles the tough jobs, as Riles was the only member of the Russian Mafia that Mihail could fully trust. There became a great friendship between Mihail and Ensign Riles. But, one day, during a police raid on the Moscow Mafia HQ, Mihail was shot in the back. Mihail was paralyzed for life, and Ensign Riles was put in charge of the local Russian Mafia. Seeking revenge for his friend's disibility, Riles began to hunt down and kill the police involved on the past raid. One police captain sought to find the person in charge for all these police deaths, that captain was Aeg. The police captain was a very powerful man on the police force. He had many connections, including the president of Russia, Red Toxa. During the invasion of Afghanistan by Russia in the late 1970s, Aeg saved the life of Colonel Red Toxa. Red Toxa was in dept to Aeg, and made Aeg a prominent figure in the Soviet Regime. When the Soviet Union fell, Aeg was demoted to captain of Moscow police.... Aeg wanted to find Ensign Riles and kill him. Riles knew this and was forced to flee Russia to Sweden, where he met a contact my the name MoP. Who in the world would have a code name MoP, Riles thought. Nevertheless, MoP got Riles a trip to the USA. While in the USA, Riles set up a Mafia ring in New York. There, Riles administers all operations by the Mafia in the New England area.

Part 2 coming later.......
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Old December 19th, 2004   #2
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Cool! But I want to be in it

Nice story though

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Old December 19th, 2004   #3
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quite good if I do say so myself

/me likes it

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Old December 20th, 2004   #4
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:lol:

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Old December 20th, 2004   #5
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there will surely be a skit about panzer - ss in germany and the uber 1337 SS militia taking rise to control the world, yes??

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i dont think so Panzer.

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Old December 20th, 2004   #7
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"i dont think so Panzer."

of course you dont think so, you KNOW so, you silly ninkapoop

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touche.

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Old December 21st, 2004   #9
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I want to see part two!

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This is awsome, although you have way to much time on your hands. I await part 2, and I hope I'm in it!

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