No, really. I heard somewhere he was actually a hyperintelligent piece of roast mutton. He types on the computer using this machine that moniters his brain, and types exactly what he thinks. Here's a lab report:
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Originally Posted by Dr.Eisenhowerford
This morning, we conluded our tests on the being commonly known as 'Sheep.' We have concluded that he is, indeed, an extremely intelligent piece of roast mutton. There were originally two of these 'Sheep' but we recently conlcuded one was accidently eaten by myself after what we concluded to be a long night.
This 'Sheep' has ordered a complicated machine to be built just for it. It is some kind of mind reading thing that no one really knows how it works. What happens is, he thinks of something in his brain
(really just a piece of fat lodged in the upper portion of the roast, however, he manages to be more intelligent than the scientists working on him) it types in on Gamingforums.com.
-BLAH BLAH BLAH BORING SH!T HERE-
Recently, we have concluded Sheep has devoured six villagers and grew to an enourmous size. I'll see what happens when I poke it with a pencil
The real report is much longer. The experiment was cut short when Sheep escaped and hotwired a car, than driving it to Czecholsolvakia, where he proceeded to disappear.
Last edited by USA1; September 12th, 2004 at 07:52 PM.
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