I'm still working on my post count...I got about 40 posts in last night....I'll have some more by tomorrow. Maybe I can still be the leader....if I'm elected, of course.
Oompa, I really like that design....could do with a different border, though.
Last edited by Lord Wiener; September 5th, 2004 at 03:17 AM.
All members of the Peach Party must now add "The Peach Party, Making Life Peachy" at the bottom of their sig. and you must all convert to Wienerism, whilst going to the International Church of Wienerism[TM] .
The Peach Party, founded in 2004, believes in the non-economical consumption of peaches.
Many will ask: "But why peaches? Why should we join?"
The reason for this is simple. Peaches are a healthy nutritional supplement and should be eaten at any time. The Peach Party will fight hard to give every individual as many peaches as they need. Never again shall there be a person in despair because of a lack of peaches.
Beside our main goal, we aim to revolutionize politics with a surreal approach to matters.
Political surrealism investigates a completely new branch of political activity. This approach contains both a method of expressing our beliefs as well as serving to confuse our opponents.
Though there are few that would truly oppose us, we believe in a non-violent solution to conflicts. By peach offerings we seek to come to terms with our opponents, and look for the solution that makes life peachy.
Latest research has managed to discredit the well known phrase "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". The facts show that, in fact, the phrase "A peach a day keeps the doctor away is more appropriate.
Not only is the party concerned about its members, but also about the general health of the world. We believe everyone should be physically able to enjoy life as it should be: peachy.
[*optional*: Members will receive a free membership to the International Church of Wienerism[TM], an initiation peach and access to the latest in peach technology.]
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