The Longest Thread Ever!

[TheMM]

This thread was to get 1,300 pages, I have the small tiny hint that we might (just maybe) passed that a lil, just a lil bit. not much, just a lil. then again, maybe not, just a lil.

[MG42Maniac]

My contribution:
It's just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum.

What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're rubbish and we can't be bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself... you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on.



A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!

A few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."

They can't believe it, he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.



He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."


"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"



"No, no, I have, I've let you down...











I got sent off after 12 minutes."

[DavetheFo]

Green for Mg42.

Thats a fantastic joke.

[Pb2Au]

I love the irony that you have the England logo in your avy, but good joke indeed.
[hooliganism]AND TOMORROW THE DUTCH ARE GOING TO TRIUMPH AGAIN[/hooliganism]

[Cloak Raider]

Brilliant joke. Wouldn't suprise me if that did happen lol. You guys notice that the french are really bad? They never used to be so bad and I got money riding on them winning!

[Mudpuppet]

HOLY crap this thread is long!

[Pb2Au]

I see two plusses in your favor.
Ctrl Alt Del avvy, and a Rammstein quote.
Congrats, your life will be spared for the moment. Carry on.

[Cloak Raider]

U-huh, brilliant observation. It is called the longest thread ever, and has 2359 pages, yeah, it is kinda long....

[Red Menace]

This could be the longest thread ever!

[Pb2Au]

ZOMG it just got 1/58962th longer!