FileFront Forums

FileFront Forums (http://forums.filefront.com/)
-   Spamming Forum (http://forums.filefront.com/spam-forum-323/)
-   -   um sheep.... (http://forums.filefront.com/spam-forum/139310-um-sheep.html)

Sarrow August 8th, 2004 05:58 AM

um sheep....
 
Okay I just news yesterday that my uncle died in England and he owned a HUGE flock of sheep, well weird thing is in his Will he wanted ME to own that flock of sheep, well I had to keep these sheep because if I didn't agree then they would send those poor sheep to the butchar(:() So me and my encounters with a real sheep named sheepeep my mind kicked me in the ass and I agreed.

So here I am typing on my laptop flying to england on a plane to claim a bunch of sheep, BUT WHAT I THE WORLD AM I GONNA DO WITH 304 SHEEPS!

SnuFFeh August 8th, 2004 06:00 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Im sorry to hear about your Uncle man :(

Hey, maybe, just maybe, you could somehow attach them all together, and make a big flying carpet of sheep.

You could even sleep on it aswell, i bet its really soft. (Provided you dont shave them)

SnuFFeh August 8th, 2004 06:03 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Hey it was 276, now its changed to 304 :/

Sarrow August 8th, 2004 06:04 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
I didn't read my copy of the will got the count messsed up.

CorT August 8th, 2004 06:07 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
thats a lot of sheep...

Sarrow August 8th, 2004 06:08 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Guys plz tell me cause sooner or later im bringing these sheep to the USA, what am I gonna do with them!

and sheepeep can I give atleast a hundred to you?

SnuFFeh August 8th, 2004 06:09 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
*Puts Serious Hat On*

You could sell them to a farmer, im sure thats possible isnt it?

CorT August 8th, 2004 06:10 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
find someone to sell them too. some farm somewhere.

Sarrow August 8th, 2004 06:12 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Thinks of all the money......

aww but the sheeps are so ....ARGHHH must not give in to sad looks of sheeeep!!!! ARHHHHHHHHGGHHGGH!

CorT August 8th, 2004 06:29 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
think of them empty boxes. 304 empty boxes that you don't need and someone will pay for.

Sheepeep August 8th, 2004 06:32 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
I didn't realise I'd even been cloned 304 times :uhm:

SnuFFeh August 8th, 2004 06:33 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Damn, i wish i had been cloned 304 times :(

Sheepeep August 8th, 2004 06:35 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Step inside the magical cloning machine in the corner and press the button 304 times, simple really.

Sarrow August 8th, 2004 07:29 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Well Im almost at my destination, I hope nothing hapened to the sheep:(

Lord Wiener August 8th, 2004 11:05 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
My condolences.

Tough decision... I'd say sell them to a farmer....but then again, your uncle wanted you to have them...

Maybe you could set up an alternative solution...like paying someone to care for the sheep and shear them, etc... basically selling off the wool....or you could just throw peaches at them.

AegenemmnoN August 8th, 2004 11:11 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
how are you able to post on the plane? .. i thought you didnt have the internet up there in the air.

how are you going to afford the cost to ship ALL the sheep back to the states? :s

why dont you just sell them to an English farmer?

why dont you sell most of them and keep a few. (3-15 so they can still breed.)

Sarrow, honestly, you know you need some sheep. face it.

captain_Nemo August 8th, 2004 11:15 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
that sucks :( sry to hear that

but to tell you the truth i would have some one butcher all of them :)
then use the money to send the meat to starving ethiopians
see good deed?. everyone wins :)

"i was madder than a no-legged ethiopian watching a donut roll down a hill"

Homer Gonerson August 8th, 2004 10:52 PM

Re: um sheep....
 
sorry to hear about your uncle... and they have those little phones on the plane in the back of the seat in front of you, you can hook those up to a laptop for internet.... i'd say give them as gifts to your friends.... oh, can i have one?

Admiral Donutz August 10th, 2004 05:34 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Sorry to hear about your uncle.
About the sheep: just sell them (you might wish to keep a few) to an english farmer (who is not going ti butcher them) like Aeg said.

btw i didn't know that it is possible to have internet in an airplaine, that is awesome! Now i will take me laptop with me the next time i am going on vaction with a plane.

Mac Daddy August 10th, 2004 05:45 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Wiener
...or you could just throw peaches at them.

I agree, throw peaches at them or let them run free in the states of america

Sarrow August 10th, 2004 05:47 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
I went frst class:P and I also ave long distancwe wireless

anywho I sold them, I sold everyone of them except for this little lamp the farmer who bought the shee said you can atleast raise that one, so I kept it, well I hvae a little lamp of my own and I guess I'll call it sheepeep, well because of a certen sheep who cloned himself, and because this lamp somehow says "peep"


and MAC already did that but not the Running free part

Mr. Matt August 10th, 2004 06:20 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Quote:

or you could just throw peaches at them.
:agreed

Sarrow August 10th, 2004 06:43 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
i already did

CorT August 10th, 2004 07:28 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
sarrow has a little sheepeep now =P

Lord Wiener August 10th, 2004 07:33 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
At least you made them happy by throwing peaches at them. And take good care of Sheepeep 2. Make sure he gets enough peaches.

SnuFFeh August 10th, 2004 07:34 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Sheepeep V2 lol.

AegenemmnoN August 10th, 2004 10:34 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarrow
I went frst class:P and I also ave long distancwe wireless


how long distance?

Damage Jackal August 10th, 2004 11:22 AM

Re: um sheep....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepeep
I didn't realise I'd even been cloned 304 times :uhm:

people do amazing things to you while you're asleep

Sarrow August 10th, 2004 05:21 PM

Re: um sheep....
 
uh sure im gonna make sure it gets losts of peaches, btw what do sheep eat?

Col Jimmy Emeric August 10th, 2004 05:33 PM

Re: um sheep....
 
sheep eat...uh try feeding it :spam:

Sarrow August 10th, 2004 05:34 PM

Re: um sheep....
 
ewwww, ill keep my sheepeep, in the backyard, atleast my backyard is big.....(untill I can rent a grassy plain which wont be long

Col Jimmy Emeric August 10th, 2004 05:37 PM

Re: um sheep....
 
could you tell me where to get a grass plain for the cows cause i dont want to end up like this guy-->:moodeath:


All times are GMT -7.

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.