I didn't do anything much during the first play but now i've restarted, just yesterday I ran straight into a military patroll of around 7-10 men, I should have scouted the area first=p

HA HA HA.. thank you omen, it be the second time I went to pripyat without speaking to DOC and I love you, thank you thank you thankyou. I can open the door by magic almost.

Yep I also sold most of the unique weapons first time through as well.

And I knifed a barrel, havent tried dumping them on a fire though sounds cool.


But the number One most retarded thing I did was in wild territories, jumped off the tower block and landed severely wounded in a concrete pipe. stuck, completely.

Need to Feed
 

Loaded the game and didn't bother to read the instruction so im running and killing, didn't know I had to find food and all the other goodies.:banghead:

get all the way to pripyat and load a different mod forgetting i can't use old saves.

Lmfao!

Hard pressed to figure the "dumbest" thing I ever did (there have certainly been many that would have looked dumb to an outside observer)...

Dumbest thing in the cordon (thinking I was playing it smart): Undertaking the quest from Wolf to clear out the wild boar lair across the road. A few of my rounds flew high and plinked a little too close to some soldiers who were patrolling the road nearby. My mistake was in thinking that they were alone and trying to fight them off with only a silenced pistol and 50 extra rounds.

To vindicate myself, I tried this scenario again... This time deliberately riling up the armed patrol. Instead of making a stand there I retreated immediately to seek refuge within the cordon village, which was populated by some 18 stalkers at the time. After several minutes of near continuous gunfire and plenty of yelling, all goes quiet and I decide to rearm myself and do a body count. Total dead: 17 stalkers, 3 soldiers. Thinking I needed a friend, I threw a medkit down to the last wounded stalker, which immediately revived him.

Some friend. He freaks out and starts yelling and firing at the bush where he believed there was an enemy. One of his shots goes wild and flies up over the ridge... plinking a bit too close to the squad of reinforcement soldiers that are patrolling the road nearby.

Ended very poorly for your humble narrator.

@MickeyMutant

I just have to say that your vids are some of the most creative and entertaining that can be found concerning the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game. Thanks for posting the links... I enjoyed them muchly.

if u count playin hide and seek with pseudodogs dumb :) then im all over it

never leave garbage! without playin with the forest's dogs *thumbs up*

Another dumb jokes from the Zone. Turn music on please.

YouTube - Debate on Radiation

YouTube - Stalker, roll out the barrel

Hmm...tossing a grenade that clunked down next to the guy that says "Don't stand there, come on in" without realising that, yes, he can use his weapon when you can't, and no, he can't follow you out.