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oh my Gods ouch

Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash

Tuesday, May 5, 2009 http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02...EX_175x125.jpg
What a couple having an affair in a car might look like



According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.
The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.









Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.
He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.
Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.
The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.


Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash | Metro.co.uk

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Re: Karma?
 

If your question is does karma exist, no. If it did, I should have been killed years ago for me being an asshole.

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No it really wasn't about Karma..then again would you prefer reading Women eats dick literary or Karma, for a thread title. Lol and there was no question in my post :P

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Interesting story. Karma - dunno - but he was quite deserving.

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What does this have to do with Prophetic Karma?

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I don't think there's a word to describe this. The closest you'll get is a combination of irony, justice, and Ouch-factor.

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I think Irony sums this up pretty well. Unfortunately, what goes around doesn't always come back around.

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read above

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All I can say is, lol.

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I did read that, but I was referring to a former active member, but I know you're not referring to her now.

Karma isn't a good word to describe a situation and that describes the general attributes surrounding the area of someone or something.

Justice is the best adjective for this situation, I believe.

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Cheating never hurt anyone, it's the getting caught that's the problem.

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or in this case getting your cock bitten off...man...that has to hurt alot...

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That's a type of getting caught =p

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yeah but not in "happy" way...this guy is going to pissing in a bag or have an indwelling catheter for the rest of his life...oh lol

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That girl must've had some real fucking sharp teeth.

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Sharp has nothing to do with it our jaw is the most powerful weapon I think 600 psi?

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To comment on the title, I really don't believe in Karma. Some douche bags die happy, and some nice guys die sad... and all that is in between is no reflectance on ones character. Having good happen to you is all about luck, and rubbing the right people the right way.

To comment on the actual meat of your post... Holy F***. Just be glad you aren't him, and when giving your employees a quote/unquote "promotion", don't do it in the car. The real question is, will he ever be able to have sex again?

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=p As to the psi that'd depend on the size of the contact area.

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Good point. But, how fast was the van going? Seriously. If it caused her to bite his penis off while it was backing up, it must've been going real fucking fast.

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Not really.

We can do the physics and find out :lol:

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That would be disturbing in more than one way...

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:0wned:

I don't think it has so much to do with how fast the van was going, but more the sudden impact of the van on the car which triggered her to snap her jaw shut. Poor dude though, gettin your fireman bitten off ouch

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It would have been more ironic if this injured the cheating wife, not so much the boss.

But then again the boss shouldnt be fooling around with a married bitch.

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All I care about is who the hell is he gonna go for a pee again, as they will need to close the wound.

OUCH. Dear God that would hurt.

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this guy is going to pissing in a bag or have an indwelling catheter for the rest of his life

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owned, serves her right.

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OUCH, are you serious? No more getting laid for him then....

:bows: LOL, I agree!