Wish that there was a russian version of that. With a dancing Putin. But yeah, I doubt that it'll pass either...if it does, that'll create quite an interesting dilemma. They will actually have to define was "emo" is.
I thought it'd be enough simply to make it illegal to inflict damage on yourself.
Technically a similarly albeit religious law has been in effect for a very long time.
All those that commit suicide go to hell, according to the bible.
My dick is so big it won't fit in skinny jeans, hence why I can't become emo, even if I would like too.
Everyone on the internet is a 16 year old bisexual catholic schoolgirl with no waist, enormous breasts, faux insecurity, 3 PhDs in everything, an 11" penis, and is rich and successful beyond my wildest dreams.
Well it's obvious that if you dress like a girl, your going to be able to infiltrate their social structure.
There were once some pyscho christian baptist radicals protesting on my campus, all 2 of them. It got so bad, that the police had to seperate us from them, as the crowd would have none of that. One of the radical guys almost choked me, the cop actually had to pull him back, cuz he didn't like what I was saying about intelligent design. After it calmed down, the guy came up to me and said, bible raised high:
"YOU YOUNG MAN, ARE YOU A COMMUNIST!!!!"
"Actually, sir, I've a free market libertarian, idealy an anarcho-capatilist"
He then looked me up and down. Apparently, old, tattered chucks, tight girl's jeans, studded belts, black t-shirt, jewelry, black nail polish, black eyeliner, and long hair didn't fit in with his idea of a pro-capatilism person. He then said, after a pause to figure out his thoughts:
"Why you dressed up like that then?"
"Well, sir, its all part of a grand conspiricy to get into the underwear of liberals."
Everyone on the internet is a 16 year old bisexual catholic schoolgirl with no waist, enormous breasts, faux insecurity, 3 PhDs in everything, an 11" penis, and is rich and successful beyond my wildest dreams.
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Re: Russia Bans emo's! 
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