Which Dicator would you like to visit?

[Dr. Awesome]

You had threads about the lesser of the evils, the greatest of the evils, so with evil would you prefer to visit the most?

[Pethegreat]

Kim Jong Il. Who would not want to to meet a man that you can use as an elbow rest?

Vlad the Impaler would be neat to meet up with. He is one the most disturbing people in all of history. He impaled his own people on spikes to keep his enemies away from his castle.

[Afterburner]

I would have loved to visit Hitler so I could slip a knife out of my pocket and slit his throat.

As for dictators I'd like to just sort of chill with, Caligula sounds like a fun guy, as long as he doesn't have his fun with me.

[BadHairDẵy]

Possibly Stalin. He lasted a while. Even for a dictator, a while. I'd like to know how he did it, other than fear, of course.

[Aeroflot]

Hitler, so I could tell him how to win WWII.

[masked_marsoe]

Saparmurat Niyazov (Turkmenbashi) - Quite possibly the most insane dictator of the 20th and 21st century. He built a giant gold statue of himself that rotates to face the sun, named a city after his mother (and the month of April), closed down all hospitals outside the capital, banned dogs from barking in the capital, replaced most of the school curiculum with a single rambling book of his own, and banned beards. He died in 2006, and got away with all that and more.

[Commissar MercZ]

I would like to have a visit with Lenin or Tito. Lenin more to see how he dealt with the Revolution, and Tito for managing with that mess of a region and standing up to the USSR's plans. Unfortunately Tito had an issue with basking in luxury and was completely contrary to his beliefs.

Oh, and Mobutu Sese Seko, not so much that I care much for him, he was a nut, but I'd just like to see how much money he would waste in a day. That fool ordered a special cake from France for his daughter's birthday, with jewelry in it, had it flown over on a concord jet, all of this incuring costs in the thousands, only to have it melt on the tarmac. He just ordered a locally made cake with the same excess in cash and continued.

I guess Qaddafi would come up too, just because he distributes oil revenue back to his citizens and tossed out the furniture from the presidential palace and retains his colonel ranking. And going insane and getting his mustard gas bombed to hell after playing chicken with the Americans.

[De Taxi]

Originally Posted by Pethegreat

Vlad the Impaler would be neat to meet up with. He is one the most disturbing people in all of history. He impaled his own people on spikes to keep his enemies away from his castle.

Count dracula was a dicator?

Originally Posted by Aeroflot

Hitler, so I could tell him how to win WWII.

Wunderbare.

I would like to meet Castro...he seems like a decent fellow.

[Granyaski]

Well where as the choice of Hitler and lenin step into mind on how they pulled it off and not forgetting to kill them,of course.

I would personally like to meet Benito Mussolini. The alleged 'creator' of facism.
i would just love to see his personality in action and not be told that he was an evil spiteful man,not saying he wansn't,but imagine to be able to meet any dictator and just learn who they were,how they pulled it all off and what was going through their heads....

[Ihaterednecks]

I always thought that Fidel Castro was cool as hell.

[Jeffro]

Genghis Khan. The man knew how to have a good time.

[Graeme]

I'd like to visit Stalin. He's, IMO, the best one of them all.

[Trojan_Ripper]

Bashar al-Assad

Joseph Alois Ratzinger

Stephen Joseph Harper

[Ihaterednecks]

Originally Posted by JM_Bane

I'd like to visit Stalin. He's, IMO, the best one of them all.

Wait, what the fuck?

[Jeffro]

Originally Posted by Trojan_Ripper

Stephen Joseph Harper

Yeah, he pretty much is a cunt, isn't he?