Sex before marriage

***Spin89*** · August 2nd, 2005

hmmm.
come on, unless you get married before you are 20...

i have lasted with 2nd base.
but i know "sex before marriage"
has lost to youth. if you know what i mean.
girls are just too good looking now

and those skirts keep getting shorter ^^

what are your thoughts?

***Ekips*** · August 2nd, 2005

If you even think about a girl sexually their is a 58.44 percent chance she will get pregnant. If you touch her skin to skin the chance goes up to 69.34 percent. If you kiss her their is a 93 percent chance she will get pregnant. And if you have sex before marriage she will have a troll and you will get aids. Ive seen it a million times and it's not pretty. Oh you can also get pregnant from the following. Voting Democrat, skipping church, swearing, masturbation, disrespecting your parents. If guys do any of this stuff their sister will get pregnant and they will get a disease.

***Aeroflot*** · August 2nd, 2005

Wasn't there just a thread about this called Teens and Sex?

***Spin89*** · August 2nd, 2005

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Originally Posted by Aeroflot

Wasn't there just a thread about this called Teens and Sex?

Im new, and i didnt see it on the first page of threads.

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and also, you cant forget, girls get pregnant off toilet seats

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AND bugger all kids from teen parents being disabled or having something unusual about them.
my neice ANGEL, is 4, my sister got pregnant at 15.
ANGEL is perfect

she takes charge at her kindergarten (shows social skills)
and she already played *catch and kiss* shows some tiny boys thinks shes good looking ^^
and she *wipes her own ass*

***Ekips*** · August 2nd, 2005

You can't get pregnant from toilet seats dumbass. Are you stupid or something?

***Aeroflot*** · August 2nd, 2005

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Originally Posted by Ekips

You can't get pregnant from toilet seats dumbass. Are you stupid or something?

Please do not flame in the pub, that's the reason the melee was created.

***Ensign Riles*** · August 2nd, 2005

Spin89, when someone is told not to flame, that applies to everyone, not just to person being asked. I suggest you be a bit more respectful of others if you wish to stay on these forums.

***Ekips*** · August 2nd, 2005

I wasnt flaming I was just joking.

***Spin89*** · August 2nd, 2005

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Originally Posted by Ensign Riles

Spin89, when someone is told not to flame, that applies to everyone, not just to person being asked. I suggest you be a bit more respectful of others if you wish to stay on these forums.

ummm
first that is all i could say,
but i thought i might add "OK".

ekips post was purely flame.
therefore, i would have thought it would have been deleted straight away.

you delete my post, but leave his.... :/
that puts me off this forum.
so theres a thing how if i am new, i must be *NEWBIE*?

ok. i wont flame

***Spin89*** · August 2nd, 2005

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Originally Posted by Ekips

I wasnt flaming I was just joking.

i didnt see a smily, or j/k