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Re: Flirting help.

"Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

That'll get you just about any girl.

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Originally Posted by FactionRecon

First of all, don't call me dude. I'm not a friend of yours. Second, I know what he was saying, and I adressed that in my post. Maybe you guys are all for the whole "fake to get liked" thing, but that's not how I roll. Honesty to yourself and her is key.

What do you want me to call you? Idiot? Moron? or just plain "Faction"?

I think people should be themselves, and not show a false image of themselves to a potential partner.

You really are ignorant, aren't you?

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Originally Posted by Logical_Irony

Dont do anything this guy says. Seriously, you can ignore all the other advice, and still have a much better chance with her if you completely ignore this guy.

Whatever man, it works, dont bash what you don't know.

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Originally Posted by Stahlbrand

Okay, this will get you any girl in the sack, I dono how it works for long term, I havent tried. BACK ENDED COMPLIMENTS! Dude, say things like, "My friends all think your fat, but I think they are wrong, I like a little junk in the trunk", do some obvious teasing, and dont be afraid to do light pushing and shoving. Like in the middle of walking down the street try and walk her into a pole hehe, and when she asks if you where gona make her hit is say, "mabey".
I swear it will work.

At the same time be yourself, and NEVER get involved in "controversial" conversations. Its dead that night.

:lol: Someone needs some revising of their treatment of women...Just try to talk to them, be their friend, it's much easier if they knw you then it is to start flirting with a random stranger.

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Originally Posted by -Ghost-

:lol: Someone needs some revising of their treatment of women...Just try to talk to them, be their friend, it's much easier if they knw you then it is to start flirting with a random stranger.

How about YOU DONT BASH WHAT YOU DON'T -beep- KNOW -beep-!
You don't be an -beep-, its playing around -beep-. I am not saying push her directly into a pole and say, "YOUR -beep- UGLY -beep-". My method is a very widely used form of flirtation.

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Originally Posted by Stahlbrand

Relax.
I have to agree with the others, your advice is, to put it nice, silly.

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Well, tried and tested it comes out with smashing results. If you are all too pussy to try it, your loss I'm done with this thread, peace.

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well maybe some girls like different things, but i have to say, your things are a little silly and would either get you into their pants (not likely) or get you a slap in the face.

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Originally Posted by Stahlbrand

Well, tried and tested it comes out with smashing results. If you are all too pussy to try it, your loss I'm done with this thread, peace.

Yeah, I must be to pussy to say "My friends all think your fat, but I think they are wrong, I like a little junk in the trunk"
:lol:
That'l melt their hearts everytime :lol:

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Ooh snap, I have come out of retirement from this thread to point out it is for like second date usage, not pickup lines, for you all need some serious help. I would agree, simplicity works best with pick ups, IE hello's and just talking. However, after small talk is done with, heed my advice.
Teasing is one of the MOST effective ways to flirt.

"My friends all think your fat, but I think they are wrong, I like a little junk in the trunk" IT WILL WORK. Don't make it sound literal, holy shit if you all feel like you should be saying this as if it was a fucking fact you need to go for sarcasm checks.
You don't tell them they are fat, goofballs.

Its the point of not being afriad to be physical and lightly aggresive, don't be fucking whipped, they HATE that. Don't call them up and ask where they wana go, tell them, "Lets go here". If they don't want to, convince them to, either way you'll both have a good time. If you follow this, you must choose a wide variety of place to go, switch it up. Tease them, and that pole thing, don't let them hit the damn pole. Are you stupid? Joke around that you were gona let them walk into it.

Sheit. Gotta baby you all. I am gona stick around, now I am having fun.