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The Return of the Evil Cheese! Satellites are reporting an enormous wad of cheese expanding from the antarctic, enveloping all it comes across in EvIlNeSs!! contact has been lost with scientific outposts and numerious ships along the underbelly of the world! Regis Philbin has mysteriously disappeared. The cheese is coming! Thus, being as I am... ___ GWA HAHAHA!!! make sure your additions can be added to easily (no periods at the end!!). and let's make this one for everyone...(please keep the sexual references from being explicit =d - nothing you couldnt say on late night tv) No dildos, TheMad! |
um, mate are you feeling OK? this cheese is obviosly from japan cause it sounds like a godzilla/radan type monster. blame them. ------------------ The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes. |
... a cheesophobic, I figured that the only way I could secure my precious safety from the grasping black (well, figuratively speaking, at least) claws of darkness that pierced the Earth with their vileness, revolting nature herself, was to travel to the North Pole and, from there, build a rocket to escape the burning hatred and despair that awaited my continued resting upon the feeble surface of the earth. Little did I know... TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
...that my landlady had stolen my millions and repaired to Haiti with my pet dog, Dirty Fido, and jointly running a slave labor sugar plantation. Meanwhile, the cheese menace grew larger! Journalists gone to the scene did not return - or worse, returned sporting strange deformities, like... |
horrors from the hellish depths of Hades, seething with a heinous hatred for humanity! The mostrosities beheld by them was too great for any mortal soul to bear and, in viewing the terror of Cheese, they surrendered their very souls to Lucifer himself. This was only compounded by the fact that... TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
that not even the devil himself could stop the monstorus cheese! the army was called but none could stop the horror of the cheese of evil. soon it engulfed the president while he was looking over *ahem* 'documents' with his secretary. all hope was lost an only dispare could bee seen untill, over the hoizen came.... ------------------ The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes. |
....the sun rising, i knew i would be safe because the sun always......... ------------------ ''I know what your thinking, Why didnt i take the blue pill!'' |
Annihilates that damn Talking pineapple on the side of the road who always hustles me for money and I believe that he's in cahoots with the cheese, which by the way had just destroyed.... ------------------ Creativity expresses divinity. A victim of change is a victim of oneself. I now have a very MEAN Goatee. http://www.geocities.com/helgrador/2SB.jpg |
...most of the southern hemisphere. But that's ok, since all our favorite sac'ers got flown out by... |
Lucifer's fury. As the Prince of Darkness devastated the landscape, he accidentally smashed if fist into the ground, and the force of it sent them flying over to the northern hemisphere, where they met... TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
... bill gates and asked him if they could borrow some money, he said no so they... ------------------ ''I know what your thinking, Why didnt i take the blue pill!'' |
...came to me. I sent them airmail to be serfs in my dog and landlady's plantation. My dog's uncle, Dirty Hairy (har har har http://www.ve3d.com:81/wink.gif), later wrote of their well being. Forgetting them, though, I should probably tell you... |
that I have a furry rabbit fetish. But enough about me... TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
...what's your fetish?... ------------------ Creativity expresses divinity. A victim of change is a victim of oneself. I now have a very MEAN Goatee. http://www.geocities.com/helgrador/2SB.jpg |
Well, to be honest, I like it when the lady wipes my face with a stray dog which she earlier saved from the Donar Kebab shop man. Speaking of which, I went in the Donar shop the other day, ordered the "Maxi-Donor", replete with evil cheese and extra Mana, but was told that it was unavailable due to an infestation of... |
.....french tourists, they had got everywhere i had to do something so i picked up my.... ------------------ ''I know what your thinking, Why didnt i take the blue pill!'' |
...suit from the dry cleaners and proceeded to beat up a Willow tree I caught looking at me in a way that screamed "you smell of mothballs". This ruined the suit, so I took it... ------------------ :=# I am Emperor Fakko, hail! and welcome to the Fakkathalon! |
To the hospitol but my car hit a small cow and i was cattel-pulted through the air and landed in a Irish coffie house and was in such pain I screamed'Yarghgohohowallapooppingdi'. a guy from a record company heard it all and signed me up for a 66.6 record deal. he then drove me to the vet. thats where i met my drummer. he had...... ------------------ The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes. |
... a wife called mrs. cheese, something wierd was going on, i ran out the room then ran to the nearest..... ------------------ ''I know what your thinking, Why didnt i take the blue pill!'' |
Himalaya in search of a wise guru who had been meditating alone on a mountain for 87 years and had predicted the coming of the cheese. Of course, when he told the world about it, the only people who paid him any heed was the National Inquirer. Everybody else laughed at him, laughed, I tell you, LAUGHED! But we all know who's laughing now, and it sure ain't those losers who got eaten by the cheese because they didn't listen to him! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course, this was all very convenient for me because... //*cough* Scott Adams *cough* http://www.ve3d.com:81/wink.gif TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
...because 80%of the people eaten were my enemies, which only leaves 10% of the worlds population left, all because of that evil cheese. But I don't care, because I managed to share an underground bunker that protects me from the evil cheese who belongs to... ------------------ Creativity expresses divinity. A victim of change is a victim of oneself. I now have a very MEAN Goatee. http://www.geocities.com/helgrador/2SB.jpg |
....Dame Edna, i looked through the bunker in search for Edna when finally i found her (it) but she seemed a bit distressed. all i could make out what she was saying was ''the cheese is coming'' she kept repeating this. i was beginning to doubt the safety of this bunker so i picked up my........ ------------------ ''I know what your thinking, Why didnt i take the blue pill!'' |
...lard and various other drooping bodily hangings and made my way to... |
...Under the sea.......... Under the sea............. down where its better, down where its better take it from me!!! Yes, I'd be safe there. Luckily I had 4 and a half years worth of oxygen and no cheese could get me. But........ my worst nightmare had come true.... the cheese had developped gills, and as I swam as fast as I could, a whole regiment of them were after me. The only thing I could do was to.... ------------------ Creativity expresses divinity. A victim of change is a victim of oneself. I now have a very MEAN Goatee. http://www.geocities.com/helgrador/2SB.jpg |
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Face the evil cheese, it had to be destroyed. But how? We needed a hero, someone who was brave, strong and surrounded by scantily clad woman but all those guys were busy on some Shiny post site so this was clearly a job for..... ------------------ The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes. |
TheMad, who wasn't brave, strong, or surrounded by scantily clad women (or women at all, for that matter. Or people at all). Anyways, TheMad got out his trust... TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
Mop of much discomfort, and frying pan of ouch. Little did he know, that..... ------------------ Creativity expresses divinity. A victim of change is a victim of oneself. I now have a very MEAN Goatee. http://www.geocities.com/helgrador/2SB.jpg |
The cheese had allies. His mop and fryingpan (ah, the good old days hely) were no match for the combined might of the cheese,...... ------------------ The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes. |
the gigantic red herring, and Rosie O'Donnel's buttfat. However, TheMad had his allies too, such as... TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
steve the cucumber and wally the hovering ball of ESP. it was time to kick some seriouse evil food product @$$ but wally knew something the others didnt(which was everything) but being a floating ball of ESP, couldnt tell then that...... ------------------ The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes. Now I have very MEAN looking sideburns. |
The cheese was creating a rocketship so that it could launch its offspring into space to colonize distant planets and stars. It had to be stopped, for the good of the universe, and the only way to do that was... TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
To join hands and perform the dark summoning of the Bunny Rabbit of catastrophic evilish cheese destuctive powers, and his trusty sidekick, Trusty Sidekick. In the meantime, the Cheese had got some allies... ------------------ Creativity expresses divinity. A victim of change is a victim of oneself. I now have a very MEAN Goatee. http://www.geocities.com/helgrador/2SB.jpg |
thats right, MORE allies! This time the cheese shurly had the pasty humans beat with his friends Giant Mexican Hat,Quigly the.... ------------------ The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes. The best things in life are silly. |
...farting talk show host, and ed. Just ed. Then ed exploded, causing the deaths of all allies all over the world, which just left me, the cheese, and everyone who was utterly indifferent to both. Thus, i... [This message has been edited by Symbiosis_Bob (edited January 17, 2002).] |
ate a sandwich, which caused... TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
The cheese to become mader than the only smerf not getting any from smerfet. the sandwich had chedder! It weas time to..... ------------------ The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes. The best things in life are silly. |
take a poo. Luckily, there was a... TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
...recently invernted pill that could save you from bodily functions, although... |
The pill had nasty side effects which caused lung deflation, cardiac retiration, vitreous humor decay, villi inflamation, medulla oblongata mutation, osophagus stressing, internal blood clotting, bone marrow desintegration, testicular shrinking, gastric implosion, pancreatic retardation, gall bladder failure, dental detragmentation, muscular failure, skin cell external warfare and regurgitation failure. But, if you really needed to stop going to hang a dookie, then I guess it was worth it, meanwhile..... ------------------ Creativity expresses divinity. A victim of change is a victim of oneself. I now have a very MEAN Goatee. http://www.geocities.com/helgrador/2SB.jpg |
the cheese was on the crapper, so I managed to catch it offguard. To this end I... TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
mounted my pole vaulter's pole and took a running leap... |
Lodged the pole in the remains of Giant Mexican Hat and flung myself.... |
CHEESE IS GOD!!!! The grass is the power of cheese! the cows are the slaves of the cheese god! the cows are commanded to eat grass to make cheese from the holy ****! The farmers then make the cheese holy and prey to the cheese gods to package and sell the cheese massivly so that the cheese that is eaten will go into peoples brains and tell them to burn things and make and eat more cheese. Some.... can withstand the power of cheese.... they get sick and expel the cheese. But the favored have been making holy medicine so cheese can be consumed! If cheese is not eaten it will become wrathful and grow hair and start to crawl around making people sick to the bone! THE END IS HERE! THE CHEESEPOCALYPSE!!! CHEESE! IS! GOD!!!! Nuff said. ------------------ "If im not drunk.... then your not pretty." My Life Is Meaningless.... my only way of life is making funny... and im damn proud of that too. |
...out the window of a 20 story office building, leaving helgrador behind, where he as obviously been eaten by the cheese. Quite obviously. Anyway, after my plummet... |
cheese... is.... god.... your god... my god... all god.... *eyes role back into his head* duuuuuuh... cheese.... *a lump of cheese starts crawling tords sym bobs feet* ------------------ http://www.caned99.freeserve.co.uk/i...tyjaslogo1.gif "ah this is jimbo the cook, he is my chef. He is now well trained in the art of making tacos." Famous jimbo saying "Right boss." |
I have a flashback sequnce to befor the jump and theres me and Helly, I said to him: 'Helly' I said,'I'm gonna jump out this window over here, you wanna come?' He says' Nah, I've gotta.....' ------------------ Takeing over the world for fun, and profit. Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes. The best things in life are silly. |
'...stand here, for I am quite safe from the cheese, since it has quite a large crap to do' said helgrador who suddenly.... ------------------ http://www.ve3d.com:81/Admin1.gif http://www.ve3d.com:81/Admin2.gif http://www.ve3d.com:81/Admin3.gif http://www.ve3d.com:81/Admin4.gif http://www.ve3d.com:81/Admin5.gif "Thou Shal Smite Thy Evil" Karmond |
spontaneously combusted. This certainly... TheMad ------------------ The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts. |
...was obvious that all of the posters decided to have a go at him for no reason, besides the fact that he was smarter, prettier and cooler than them, but that was besides the point, for he was reincarnated into a cheese officer, ready to fight against all humanity... ------------------ Creativity expresses divinity. A victim of change is a victim of oneself. I now have a very MEAN Goatee. http://www.geocities.com/helgrador/2SB.jpg |
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