The Return of the Evil Cheese!
 

Satellites are reporting an enormous wad of cheese expanding from the antarctic, enveloping all it comes across in EvIlNeSs!! contact has been lost with scientific outposts and numerious ships along the underbelly of the world! Regis Philbin has mysteriously disappeared. The cheese is coming!

Thus, being as I am...


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GWA HAHAHA!!! make sure your additions can be added to easily (no periods at the end!!).

and let's make this one for everyone...(please keep the sexual references from being explicit =d - nothing you couldnt say on late night tv) No dildos, TheMad!

um, mate are you feeling OK?
this cheese is obviosly from japan cause it sounds like a godzilla/radan type monster. blame them.

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The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.
Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes.

... a cheesophobic, I figured that the only way I could secure my precious safety from the grasping black (well, figuratively speaking, at least) claws of darkness that pierced the Earth with their vileness, revolting nature herself, was to travel to the North Pole and, from there, build a rocket to escape the burning hatred and despair that awaited my continued resting upon the feeble surface of the earth.

Little did I know...

TheMad

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts.

...that my landlady had stolen my millions and repaired to Haiti with my pet dog, Dirty Fido, and jointly running a slave labor sugar plantation. Meanwhile, the cheese menace grew larger! Journalists gone to the scene did not return - or worse, returned sporting strange deformities, like...

horrors from the hellish depths of Hades, seething with a heinous hatred for humanity! The mostrosities beheld by them was too great for any mortal soul to bear and, in viewing the terror of Cheese, they surrendered their very souls to Lucifer himself. This was only compounded by the fact that...

TheMad

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts.

that not even the devil himself could stop the monstorus cheese! the army was called but none could stop the horror of the cheese of evil. soon it engulfed the president while he was looking over *ahem* 'documents' with his secretary.

all hope was lost an only dispare could bee seen untill, over the hoizen came....

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The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.
Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes.

....the sun rising, i knew i would be safe because the sun always.........

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''I know what your thinking, Why didnt i take the blue pill!''

Annihilates that damn Talking pineapple on the side of the road who always hustles me for money and I believe that he's in cahoots with the cheese, which by the way had just destroyed....

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Creativity expresses divinity.

A victim of change is a victim of oneself.

I now have a very MEAN Goatee.

http://www.geocities.com/helgrador/2SB.jpg

...most of the southern hemisphere. But that's ok, since all our favorite sac'ers got flown out by...

Lucifer's fury. As the Prince of Darkness devastated the landscape, he accidentally smashed if fist into the ground, and the force of it sent them flying over to the northern hemisphere, where they met...

TheMad

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts.