the cheese was on the crapper, so I managed to catch it offguard. To this end I...

TheMad

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts.

mounted my pole vaulter's pole and took a running leap...

Lodged the pole in the remains of Giant Mexican Hat and flung myself....

CHEESE IS GOD!!!!

The grass is the power of cheese! the cows are the slaves of the cheese god! the cows are commanded to eat grass to make cheese from the holy ****! The farmers then make the cheese holy and prey to the cheese gods to package and sell the cheese massivly so that the cheese that is eaten will go into peoples brains and tell them to burn things and make and eat more cheese.

Some.... can withstand the power of cheese.... they get sick and expel the cheese. But the favored have been making holy medicine so cheese can be consumed!

If cheese is not eaten it will become wrathful and grow hair and start to crawl around making people sick to the bone!

THE END IS HERE! THE CHEESEPOCALYPSE!!!

CHEESE! IS! GOD!!!!


Nuff said.

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"If im not drunk.... then your not pretty."
My Life Is Meaningless.... my only way of life is making funny... and im damn proud of that too.

...out the window of a 20 story office building, leaving helgrador behind, where he as obviously been eaten by the cheese. Quite obviously. Anyway, after my plummet...

cheese... is.... god.... your god... my god... all god.... *eyes role back into his head* duuuuuuh... cheese....


*a lump of cheese starts crawling tords sym bobs feet*

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"ah this is jimbo the cook, he is my chef. He is now well trained in the art of making tacos." Famous jimbo saying "Right boss."

I have a flashback sequnce to befor the jump and theres me and Helly, I said to him: 'Helly' I said,'I'm gonna jump out this window over here, you wanna come?'
He says' Nah, I've gotta.....'

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Takeing over the world for fun, and profit.

Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes.

The best things in life are silly.

'...stand here, for I am quite safe from the cheese, since it has quite a large crap to do' said helgrador who suddenly....

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"Thou Shal Smite Thy Evil"
Karmond

spontaneously combusted. This certainly...

TheMad

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts.

...was obvious that all of the posters decided to have a go at him for no reason, besides the fact that he was smarter, prettier and cooler than them, but that was besides the point, for he was reincarnated into a cheese officer, ready to fight against all humanity...

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Creativity expresses divinity.

A victim of change is a victim of oneself.

I now have a very MEAN Goatee.

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