The Return of the Evil Cheese! - Page 3

***Helgrador*** · January 13th, 2002

...because 80%of the people eaten were my enemies, which only leaves 10% of the worlds population left, all because of that evil cheese. But I don't care, because I managed to share an underground bunker that protects me from the evil cheese who belongs to...

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Creativity expresses divinity.

A victim of change is a victim of oneself.

I now have a very MEAN Goatee.

***CIS-SEIFER*** · January 13th, 2002

....Dame Edna, i looked through the bunker in search for Edna when finally i found her (it) but she seemed a bit distressed. all i could make out what she was saying was ''the cheese is coming'' she kept repeating this. i was beginning to doubt the safety of this bunker so i picked up my........

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''I know what your thinking, Why didnt i take the blue pill!''

***Symbiosis_Bob*** · January 13th, 2002

...lard and various other drooping bodily hangings and made my way to...

***Helgrador*** · January 13th, 2002

...Under the sea.......... Under the sea............. down where its better, down where its better take it from me!!! Yes, I'd be safe there. Luckily I had 4 and a half years worth of oxygen and no cheese could get me. But........ my worst nightmare had come true.... the cheese had developped gills, and as I swam as fast as I could, a whole regiment of them were after me. The only thing I could do was to....

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Creativity expresses divinity.

A victim of change is a victim of oneself.

I now have a very MEAN Goatee.

***BenTheDevil*** · January 14th, 2002

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMad:

//*cough* Scott Adams *cough*

TheMad

yeah, right sorry.

***BenTheDevil*** · January 14th, 2002

Face the evil cheese, it had to be destroyed. But how? We needed a hero, someone who was brave, strong and surrounded by scantily clad woman but all those guys were busy on some Shiny post site so this was clearly a job for.....

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The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.
Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes.

***TheMad*** · January 14th, 2002

TheMad, who wasn't brave, strong, or surrounded by scantily clad women (or women at all, for that matter. Or people at all). Anyways, TheMad got out his trust...

TheMad

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts.

***Helgrador*** · January 14th, 2002

Mop of much discomfort, and frying pan of ouch. Little did he know, that.....

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Creativity expresses divinity.

A victim of change is a victim of oneself.

I now have a very MEAN Goatee.

***BenTheDevil*** · January 15th, 2002

The cheese had allies. His mop and fryingpan (ah, the good old days hely) were no match for the combined might of the cheese,......

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The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.
Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes.

***TheMad*** · January 15th, 2002

the gigantic red herring, and Rosie O'Donnel's buttfat. However, TheMad had his allies too, such as...

TheMad

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts.