... bill gates and asked him if they could borrow some money, he said no so they...

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''I know what your thinking, Why didnt i take the blue pill!''

...came to me. I sent them airmail to be serfs in my dog and landlady's plantation. My dog's uncle, Dirty Hairy (har har har http://www.ve3d.com:81/wink.gif), later wrote of their well being. Forgetting them, though, I should probably tell you...

that I have a furry rabbit fetish. But enough about me...

TheMad

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts.

...what's your fetish?...

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Creativity expresses divinity.

A victim of change is a victim of oneself.

I now have a very MEAN Goatee.

http://www.geocities.com/helgrador/2SB.jpg

Well, to be honest, I like it when the lady wipes my face with a stray dog which she earlier saved from the Donar Kebab shop man.

Speaking of which, I went in the Donar shop the other day, ordered the "Maxi-Donor", replete with evil cheese and extra Mana, but was told that it was unavailable due to an infestation of...

.....french tourists, they had got everywhere i had to do something so i picked up my....

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''I know what your thinking, Why didnt i take the blue pill!''

...suit from the dry cleaners and proceeded to beat up a Willow tree I caught looking at me in a way that screamed "you smell of mothballs". This ruined the suit, so I took it...

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:=# I am Emperor Fakko, hail! and welcome to the Fakkathalon!

To the hospitol but my car hit a small cow and i was cattel-pulted through the air and landed in a Irish coffie house and was in such pain I screamed'Yarghgohohowallapooppingdi'.
a guy from a record company heard it all and signed me up for a 66.6 record deal. he then drove me to the vet. thats where i met my drummer. he had......

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The world- it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.
Looking on the bright side eventuly hurts your eyes.

... a wife called mrs. cheese, something wierd was going on, i ran out the room then ran to the nearest.....

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''I know what your thinking, Why didnt i take the blue pill!''

Himalaya in search of a wise guru who had been meditating alone on a mountain for 87 years and had predicted the coming of the cheese. Of course, when he told the world about it, the only people who paid him any heed was the National Inquirer. Everybody else laughed at him, laughed, I tell you, LAUGHED! But we all know who's laughing now, and it sure ain't those losers who got eaten by the cheese because they didn't listen to him! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course, this was all very convenient for me because...

//*cough* Scott Adams *cough* http://www.ve3d.com:81/wink.gif

TheMad

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been shut down due to budget cuts.