The "I would give you rep but..." game

[Raptor_101]

I would give you rep, but I don't like poetry. ( Your sig.)

[Tricorder]

I would give you rep, but I don`t feel like giving it to you.

[Raptor_101]

I would give you rep, but I don't like Star Trek.

[bigdoggie]

I would give you rep, but then I'd have to give you rep.

[Raptor_101]

I would give you rep, but your not part of the Black Thread Airborne.

[bigdoggie]

I would give you rep, but you're not part of the Black Thread Propaganda Initiative.

[Raptor_101]

I would give you rep, but you let Gill post all of his advanced knowledge in the Black Thread before I joined.

[bigdoggie]

I'd give you rep, but I have no authority over his epic l33t knowlege.

[Raptor_101]

I would give you rep, but you need to post at the black thread more to prevent the hundred posters of Gill.

[bigdoggie]

I'd give you rep, but you just told me what to do.

Also, I'm on it.