The "I would give you rep but..." game

[Admiral Donutz]

I would give you rep, but you should be the one serving me sammiches (and drinks), bitch!

[Crazy Wolf]

I would give you rep, but you're too unruly to have your behavior rewarded.

[Legolas*]

I would give yah rep but i don't know you that much.

[Raptor_101]

I would give you rep, but I don't know you.

[Crazy Wolf]

I would give you rep, but you are a bird of prey.

[Raptor_101]

I would give you rep, but you are a canine.

[Encrypted_Jzy0]

I would give you rep, but I'm too lazy to think of what to say in the comment

[Raptor_101]

I would give your rep, but your too lazy to type.

[N88TR]

I would give you rep but I see you too much in here

[Raptor_101]

I would give you rep, but I don't know what to put here.