The "I would give you rep but..." game

[z33p0!]

i would give you rep, but u live uder a bridge

[Abandonator]

I would give you reputation but your country is in politcal crisis so the UN might knock on my door if I supplied you with resources...

politic crysis? there are no more politicians lol alleszinds geen goeie meer

i would give you rep, but man 4 posts is not even worth my attention

[Tricorder]

I would give you rep, but I got an itch that needs to be scratched right now.

[Abandonator]

i would give you rep, but n0e is bored

[Crazy Wolf]

I would give you rep, but why so serious?

[Tricorder]

I would give you rep, but I will give you instead.

[Crazy Wolf]

I would give you rep, but I'm too busy staring at that pink behind.

[Abandonator]

i would give you rep , but you are a dirty mind

[Encrypted_Jzy0]

I would give you rep, but your signature, user title, and avatar all creep me out.

[Crazy Wolf]

I would give you rep, but you're too creeped out.