The "I would give you rep but..." game

[Raptor_101]

I would give you rep, but the Reds need to be taken down first.

[Encrypted_Jzy0]

I would give you rep, but your handing out confidential information to these people

[Raptor_101]

I woud give you rep, but I'm not giving out confidential info.

[Encrypted_Jzy0]

I would give you rep, but I'm stalking someone right now *refers to Spam forum thread*

[Raptor_101]

I would give you rep, but I didn't know that.

[Benzin]

I would give you rep, but dread might ban me.

[Abandonator]

i would give you rep, but i love dread

[Sgt. D. Pilla]

i would give you rep, but your scary smellying

[Abandonator]

i would give you rep, but other members should give it to us because we hugged dread!

[N88TR]

I would give you rep but it wouldn't be reciprocated, and that's useless rep-giving