The "I would give you rep but..." game

[De Taxi]

Who am I?

[Raptor_101]

You are TEH Darth Taxi! Lulz.

I would give you rep., but...I have something better to do.

[bigdoggie]

I would give you rep, but I'm busy coverting my house in a faraday cage.

[Raptor_101]

I would give you rep., but I was listening to Rammstein about 15 minutes ago or so.

[De Taxi]

I would give you rep but reproduction is not something I give away easily.

[Raptor_101]

Oh rly!? I would give you rep., but....I'm watching Hurricane Gustav right now on TV. (not really)

[bigdoggie]

I would give you rep, but I'm busy finding the "devestate" button for Hurricane Gustav.

[Raptor_101]

Hmm...meaning?

I would give you rep., but I'm going to see if I can play my playlist from my iPod on my comp.

[bigdoggie]

I'd give you rep, but you don't know what I mean.

[Admiral Donutz]

I would give you rep., but for some reason the neighbour entered through the backdoor of our house and needed my dad ASAP for assistance since their was an electrical problem (wiring) with his van.