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Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 10:54 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
I also PMed smitty, as he just came on.

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 10:54 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
I hate to admit it, but this is actually kind of fun. Now, all we need is to move this to the Melee, and it'd be awesome!

Komrad_B July 28th, 2005 10:56 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
If he wanted a 100post thread then he sure as hell will have one (unless its locked before). I'd like to see him defend is situation tho, he's quite silent (probably playing with his pee pee).

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 10:58 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
OK, here's my suggestion to help your burned tiny man:

Rub steel wool up and down your so-called "dick." If it hurts, that means that it's working, and eventually the burnt tissue will fall off. And then you'll be OK.

Or nowhere near...

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 10:59 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8633/rape16cd.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3240/rape23ik.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/42/rape36ki.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4586/rape41wc.jpg

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 10:59 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NuclearFieldMarshall
OK, here's my suggestion to help your burned tiny man:

Rub steel wool up and down your so-called "dick." If it hurts, that means that it's working, and eventually the burnt tissue will fall off. And then you'll be OK.

Or nowhere near...


:Puzzled:

God, someone please get rid of this thread...

beef flaps July 28th, 2005 11:01 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NuclearFieldMarshall
I hate to admit it, but this is actually kind of fun. Now, all we need is to move this to the Melee, and it'd be awesome!

He has 4 posts, it would be useless.
SPAM forum and beer.

My name is Wolf and I can get you out of this mess.
How much time do we have?

Red Menace July 28th, 2005 11:01 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Now this is just getting odd.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ßeef
My name is Wolf and I can get you out of this mess.
How much time do we have?

I think my plan was pretty solid, but good to hear of other men in the trade!

FX-Fragger July 28th, 2005 11:02 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
*error error*

FX-Fragger July 28th, 2005 11:03 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
I like most of that plan, Tap... but I think it needs some work.

Also, I think that if a woman lets you shower with her, that theres no NEED for rape.


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