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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
NuclearFieldMarshall
July 28th, 2005 10:43 PM
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Originally posted by Komrad_B

Great! Now he might realize that he needs to kill her to keep her silent after the rape. Bravo
OH SHIT!
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
Nordicvs
July 28th, 2005 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Komrad_B
If you're serious, then you are indeed a pathetic looser.

I have two solutions for you :

1. End your live, if you need help, ask.

2. Call the police, and tell them you're a sexual predator

If you're not serious, then stop taking us for cretins.

Sorry if this is semi-melee material, I just don't like rapes, and I think guys responsible for theses should be hung on the spot.
Precisely.

Good bloody fuck, you are sick, wssl (short for Weasel?).

Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Menace
Okay a) you're an idiot, b) a woman that has sex for material objects is a whore and c) objects in the microwave get extremely hot. Now you know! THANKS COMMON SENSE! I hope you made this up kid, I really hope. I got Goldeneye, think thats enough to buy her silence? WHO THE HELL SAYS COOTER!?!?!?!?!? Girlfriend, you're 22, thats rape!


Bingo!

Please...please, someone move this to the Melee...don't make me beg...
2202915
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
beef flaps
July 28th, 2005 10:46 PM
Melee? This is spam at it's finest.
SPAM forum please!
2202916
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
NuclearFieldMarshall
July 28th, 2005 10:46 PM
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Please...please, someone move this to the Melee...don't make me beg...
YES, PLEASE!
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
Aeroflot
July 28th, 2005 10:46 PM
Would you guys be acting the same if he cut her there and she started to bleed heavily?

... Oh well, I'm not going to get anywhere with this.. at least I tried.
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
Tap112
July 28th, 2005 10:46 PM
This thread is turning me on...is that wrong? My priest says it's just natural.
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
Komrad_B
July 28th, 2005 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Menace
Dude, Goldeneye was a kickass game if he's got that he has her silence!
Point taken. I've never been good at it tho, my friends always killed me

Quote:
OH SHIT!
Don't worry, what he says can't be true. This story is there to get us mad, so he gets more attention. A loser such as this would not even be able to get a 15 years old whore into is home.
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
NuclearFieldMarshall
July 28th, 2005 10:47 PM
Beef, after all that we've been though in the "Teens and sex.." thread, can you believe this?
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
FX-Fragger
July 28th, 2005 10:47 PM
You could try blowing on it... that should help.

But seriously, if this is true (and its not) your boned... maybe you should just turn gay, cause you dont seem to make a very good straight guy.
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
Red Menace
July 28th, 2005 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Nordicvs
Please...please, someone move this to the Melee...don't make me beg...
Fun for the whole family!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dobry wieczór
Would you guys be acting the same if he cut her there and she started to bleed heavily?

... Oh well, I'm not going to get anywhere with this.. at least I tried.
Dorby if he is serious (which I hope he isnt or should have been removed from the gene pool long before this) thankyou for helping. But now its our turn.
 
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