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NuclearFieldMarshall

July 28th, 2005 10:43 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter

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Originally posted by Komrad_B

Great! Now he might realize that he needs to kill her to keep her silent after the rape. Bravo :thumbsup:

OH SHIT!

Nordicvs

July 28th, 2005 10:44 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter

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Originally Posted by Komrad_B

If you're serious, then you are indeed a pathetic looser.

I have two solutions for you :

1. End your live, if you need help, ask.

2. Call the police, and tell them you're a sexual predator

If you're not serious, then stop taking us for cretins.

Sorry if this is semi-melee material, I just don't like rapes, and I think guys responsible for theses should be hung on the spot.

Precisely.

Good bloody fuck, you are sick, wssl (short for Weasel?).

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Originally Posted by Red Menace

Okay a) you're an idiot, b) a woman that has sex for material objects is a whore and c) objects in the microwave get extremely hot. Now you know! THANKS COMMON SENSE! :thatsgreat: I hope you made this up kid, I really hope. I got Goldeneye, think thats enough to buy her silence? WHO THE HELL SAYS COOTER!?!?!?!?!? Girlfriend, you're 22, thats rape!

Bingo!

Please...please, someone move this to the Melee...don't make me beg...

beef flaps

July 28th, 2005 10:46 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter

Melee? This is spam at it's finest.
SPAM forum please!
:beer:

NuclearFieldMarshall

July 28th, 2005 10:46 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter

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Please...please, someone move this to the Melee...don't make me beg...

YES, PLEASE!

Aeroflot

July 28th, 2005 10:46 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter

Would you guys be acting the same if he cut her there and she started to bleed heavily?

... Oh well, I'm not going to get anywhere with this.. at least I tried.

Tap112

July 28th, 2005 10:46 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter

This thread is turning me on...is that wrong? My priest says it's just natural.

Komrad_B

July 28th, 2005 10:46 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter

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Originally Posted by Red Menace

Dude, Goldeneye was a kickass game if he's got that he has her silence!

Point taken. I've never been good at it tho, my friends always killed me :(

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OH SHIT!

Don't worry, what he says can't be true. This story is there to get us mad, so he gets more attention. A loser such as this would not even be able to get a 15 years old whore into is home.

NuclearFieldMarshall

July 28th, 2005 10:47 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter

Beef, after all that we've been though in the "Teens and sex.." thread, can you believe this?

FX-Fragger

July 28th, 2005 10:47 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter

You could try blowing on it... that should help.

But seriously, if this is true (and its not) your boned... maybe you should just turn gay, cause you dont seem to make a very good straight guy.

Red Menace

July 28th, 2005 10:47 PM

Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter

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Originally Posted by Nordicvs

Please...please, someone move this to the Melee...don't make me beg...

Fun for the whole family!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dobry wieczór

Would you guys be acting the same if he cut her there and she started to bleed heavily?

... Oh well, I'm not going to get anywhere with this.. at least I tried.

Dorby if he is serious (which I hope he isnt or should have been removed from the gene pool long before this) thankyou for helping. But now its our turn.

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