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Sh0wdowN July 29th, 2005 08:22 AM
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Okay, everyone. So, what did I miss?

Fuzzy Wuzzy July 29th, 2005 08:30 AM
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Implementing the don't ask, don't tell policy.

SMC21 July 29th, 2005 08:46 AM
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What. A. DUMBASS

LOL At this rate your going to be a virgin for

EVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRR

Trollwarlord2 July 29th, 2005 09:08 AM
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So did anyone consider the possibility that this could be fake?

Aeroflot July 29th, 2005 09:24 AM
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Why don't you read smart guy. ;)

Several people came to the conclusion that this could be fake.

beef flaps July 29th, 2005 09:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollwarlord2
So did anyone consider the possibility that this could be fake?
http://www.gamingforums.com/attachme...chmentid=34462

JaKoB 88 July 29th, 2005 09:41 AM
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Did anyone else laugh their fucking ass off at this post?

Seriously, I read this, and I couldn't stop laughing. My brothers came and read it, and they started laughing. Then they got a bunch of dudes from X-Box live to come here and read it, and they were laughing over the headset. This guy deserves positive rep.

Master of Reality July 29th, 2005 09:43 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollwarlord2
So did anyone consider the possibility that this could be fake?
http://forumspam.articblue.nl/user_r...mages/0577.jpg

Master of Reality July 29th, 2005 09:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wssl
"no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes."
Yeah..for sure you know what you're doing...YOU POURED HOT BURNING BUTTER ON SOMEONE. Even for a joke you're sad.

Agentlaidlaw July 29th, 2005 10:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by X-C
Did anyone else laugh their fucking ass off at this post?

Seriously, I read this, and I couldn't stop laughing. My brothers came and read it, and they started laughing. Then they got a bunch of dudes from X-Box live to come here and read it, and they were laughing over the headset. This guy deserves positive rep.
I lmfao ass off when I read this 2.

1CE CUBE July 29th, 2005 10:24 AM
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Dis is sad, but you gave me a great idea next for next time, thx:naughty:

JaKoB 88 July 29th, 2005 10:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1CE CUBE
Dis is sad, but you gave me a great idea next for next time, thx:naughty:
You are taking love advice from this guy?

the1chaos July 29th, 2005 10:36 AM
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this just made my day.

1CE CUBE July 29th, 2005 10:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by X-C
You are taking love advice from this guy?
No, just sex advice












































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































coochi bang

Crumbs July 29th, 2005 10:43 AM
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greatest thread ever

beef flaps July 29th, 2005 11:31 AM
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I think it was a certain mod who was intoxicated last night ;)

Great times.
Lust, are you sore from last night?

Phoenix_22 July 29th, 2005 11:49 AM
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Quote:
I think it was a certain mod who was intoxicated last night ;)
Blah! :madman:

Wow...so this is what happens after 17 hours to a thread.

JaKoB 88 July 29th, 2005 11:50 AM
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www.burnt.ytmnd.com

JaKoB 88 July 29th, 2005 11:51 AM
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Oops that site doesn't work, copy and paste this into your URL box thingy.


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Pethegreat July 29th, 2005 12:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by X-C
Did anyone else laugh their fucking ass off at this post?

Seriously, I read this, and I couldn't stop laughing. My brothers came and read it, and they started laughing. Then they got a bunch of dudes from X-Box live to come here and read it, and they were laughing over the headset. This guy deserves positive rep.
Yes. nmext time he needs to try some thing like warm cooking oil

beef flaps July 29th, 2005 12:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pethegreat™
Yes. nmext time he needs to try some thing like warm cooking oil
Is that what you use on your latex lady?
Easy cleanup I suppose?

Red Menace July 29th, 2005 12:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flodgy
Thats what I wish to know, what the hell happened to the moron?
Well I think that he had the great idea of because "I'm so cool and funny I'll join an online forum and scare the nerds!" Yes, so cool yet has so much time to talk to us, real world beater their! Then once he realized we really didnt care and just enjoyed making fun of it, left or gave her Goldeneye.

Covin Narcissus July 29th, 2005 02:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ßeef
Lust, are you sore from last night?
No, only a bit burned.

beef flaps July 29th, 2005 02:46 PM
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nuthin a little cream won't solve
:beer:

JaKoB 88 July 29th, 2005 02:46 PM
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Or salt.

Tap112 July 29th, 2005 02:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ßeef
nuthin a little cream won't solve
:beer:
...or a little scalding hot butter!!!11

1CE CUBE July 29th, 2005 05:21 PM
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Take yo dick, piss all over her, all the sperm will make her cum, and she'll fohget about the whole thing.

SMC21 July 29th, 2005 07:03 PM
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Cube... you got some issues to deal with http://forums.filefront.com/images/smilies/winkx.gif

Agentlaidlaw July 29th, 2005 07:06 PM
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Indeed

S3phiroth July 29th, 2005 07:08 PM
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http://forumspam.articblue.nl/user_r...mages/0709.jpg

NuclearFieldMarshall July 29th, 2005 07:08 PM
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Agreed

Agentlaidlaw July 29th, 2005 07:13 PM
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agreed also

Nemmerle July 29th, 2005 07:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wssl
any idea how to shut her up?
http://forums.filefront.com/gallery/...tureowned2.jpg

NuclearFieldMarshall July 29th, 2005 07:23 PM
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Am I the only one turned on by that pic?

gottagrip July 29th, 2005 07:23 PM
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So you know what yer doin', eh?

rotfl

Maybe you should try lickin' off all that butter.

:)

Nemmerle July 29th, 2005 07:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFieldMarshall
Am I the only one turned on by that pic?
:uhh: Yes... You are a terrible human being... Kill yourself.

TheMack July 29th, 2005 07:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFieldMarshall
Am I the only one turned on by that pic?
No... :naughty:.

Mack

beef flaps July 29th, 2005 07:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemmerle
Ok!
You got my attention!

Oh man/ I'm stinkin drunk tonight.
Look out.

NuclearFieldMarshall July 29th, 2005 07:29 PM
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Quote:

http://forums.filefront.com/images/smilies/so.gif Yes... You are a terrible human being... Kill yourself.
It's a pic of a woman with only her underwear on. And, there's a thing some women do, it's called auto-aroutic sex, where they tie themselves up with rope and then give themselves a hand job or whatnot. That's what I think she's doing in that pic.

beef flaps July 29th, 2005 07:30 PM
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I'd like to thank my sponsors:
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NuclearFieldMarshall July 29th, 2005 07:30 PM
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Quote:
You got my attention!
Damn-it, why does her boobs have to be all covered up? Ruins the whole thing!

beef flaps July 29th, 2005 07:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFieldMarshall
Damn-it, why does her boobs have to be all covered up? Ruins the whole thing!
I'm focused on that nice ass!

My girl is out of town and I am lonely :bawl:
whwre is Lust!

beef flaps July 29th, 2005 07:35 PM
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gigity gigity

beef flaps July 29th, 2005 07:36 PM
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Dammit I have to pee again WTF

Mad Ewok July 29th, 2005 07:42 PM
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God damn, I missed this post! Anyway, seriously how can you be so stupid as to not know that butter in the microwave for 8 minutes wouldn't be scolding hot. Even though I'm sure this was fake....

1CE CUBE July 29th, 2005 07:47 PM
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Beef your to old to drink, you might fall down and break ya back breakdancing:naughty:


Also, stop going out with my great great grandma, you makin me jealious

Giz July 29th, 2005 07:55 PM
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funs over kiddies.

to some of you: would you kiss your mother with that mouth...or in the internet version...shake her hand with those nasty fingers?!! 0_o


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