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Red Menace July 28th, 2005 10:34 PM
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Yeah, that way you can keep the N64 games!

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 10:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wssl
you guys are so smart! i snuck some aspirin and stuff to her to start off, then later, ill let her out of the closet and do the rest when my parents go to sleep

You do the other two steps I told you to do?

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 10:36 PM
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http://photos1.blogger.com/img/34/95...20bullshit.jpg

NiteStryker July 28th, 2005 10:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tap112
Do you think it will help if I pour some liquid nitrogen on it???!?!
Dont give him any ideas, he already has chlorine in his gene pool.

Whats interesting is that he just signed up today. Less than an hour ago. All his posts are in this thread. So he burned his stautory rape victims snatch, comes onto the internet and then registers on gamingforums, then makes the post.

I smell bullshit.

Komrad_B July 28th, 2005 10:37 PM
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I can't see this image, Tap :( Is it saying "pawned", or something like that?

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 10:38 PM
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Jesus Christ! You should've posted this in [a certain forum] so that I could curse and swear at you like there's no tomorrow. WTF? She's 15? Jesus! Do you even have a condom? Do you know what will happen to you if she tells someone, and/or she gets pregnant? Christ, what the hell is the matter with you!?

And you know, you're a real idiot, too. Butter? ON YOUR DICK? My God! First off, it's not dry inside her pussy, and if she's aroused (a.k.a. horny), the "flaps" won't have a problem opening. The only thing that you really need lubricant for is anal sex, not "normal" sex (for lack of a better term). Worse yet, you burned the inside of her happy hole? Man, you are one stupid fu*k! I can see why at 22 you haven't lost your virginity.

DON'T YOU DARE SCREW A 15-YEAR-OLD WITH A BURNT HOLE AND WITHOUT A CONDOM!

One last thing. You're 22, and you're still living with your parents?

beef flaps July 28th, 2005 10:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wssl
you guys are so smart! i snuck some aspirin and stuff to her to start off, then later, ill let her out of the closet and do the rest when my parents go to sleep
At least give her a Nestee plunge before you dump her.

Zab July 28th, 2005 10:40 PM
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Either this guy is full of bullshit, which is most likely the case, or soon enough they'll be talking about a missing 15 year old girl on the news..Doesn't really matter both ways. :lol:

Komrad_B July 28th, 2005 10:40 PM
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Do you know what will happen to you if she tells someone
Great! Now he might realize that he needs to kill her to keep her silent after the rape. Bravo :thumbsup:

Red Menace July 28th, 2005 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Komrad_B
Great! Now he might realize that he needs to kill her to keep her silent after the rape. Bravo :thumbsup:
Dude, Goldeneye was a kickass game if he's got that he has her silence!


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