If you're serious, then you are indeed a pathetic looser.
I have two solutions for you :
1. End your live, if you need help, ask.
2. Call the police, and tell them you're a sexual predator
If you're not serious, then stop taking us for cretins.
Sorry if this is semi-melee material, I just don't like rapes, and I think guys responsible for theses should be hung on the spot.
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
*The.Doctor
July 28th, 2005 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wssl
im completely serious about this, she was screaming bloody murder before, but i shut her up by giving her an n64 controller, and now im hiding her until my parents go to sleep
You need therapy, some serious therapy.
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
NiteStryker
July 28th, 2005 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by wssl
no everybody is about to come into the house, shes screaming cuz her cooter is burning, even after i put iodine and salt in it to try to heal it plz guys how do i shut her up?
Why dont you just start hacking at it with a knife?
You are an idiot of the highest calibur. And i am willing to bet an attention whore as well. Why the hell are you posting on a forums site about what to do after you burned a girls snatch while commiting statory rape? If I could I'd track your IP right now and report you to the po po. What you did is quite FUBAR, and no girl I kno could be bought off for N-64 cames. Playstation 2 games MABEY but certinly not N-64. Have u tried Atari games yet? Those might work
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
Aeroflot
July 28th, 2005 10:31 PM
I'm glad I remembered my first aid class about healing burns from my highly nationalistic, nazi, militant jrotc class.
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
Tap112
July 28th, 2005 10:31 PM
OMG GUYS I BURNED MY COoTER TOO OMFGODZ LOLZORZ WTFMATE !!!!11!111222
Do you think it will help if I pour some liquid nitrogen on it???!?!
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
beef flaps
July 28th, 2005 10:32 PM
What can I get for a PS2 system?
She busy tomorrow?
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
Red Menace
July 28th, 2005 10:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wssl
im completely serious about this, she was screaming bloody murder before, but i shut her up by giving her an n64 controller, and now im hiding her until my parents go to sleep
Okay, if you're serious, you gotta get her out of the house, okay, first give her a light sedative, then when she is unconscious move her out to your car (I assume you drive), drive her past county or even state lines if you can manage and dump her and floor it!
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
Aeroflot
July 28th, 2005 10:34 PM
OMG! Don't listen to him.
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Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
wssl
July 28th, 2005 10:34 PM
you guys are so smart! i snuck some aspirin and stuff to her to start off, then later, ill let her out of the closet and do the rest when my parents go to sleep
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