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Komrad_B July 28th, 2005 11:20 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lust
Yeah. But you have to have a Blue Petter Badge to join.


sowwy
ahh :(

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 11:20 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tap
No fuck you Nuke; Lust doesn't have enough holes for you.
No, you're just affraid that she'll get more "aroused" by my dick than yours.

Red Menace July 28th, 2005 11:21 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Guys! More important things are on the line! DOES HE HAVE GOLDENEYE!?!?!?!?!?

TheMack July 28th, 2005 11:21 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Tap iz teh uber sexah!1111111111111111111

Mack

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 11:22 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Beef

Only if your hot wife joins :naughty:
Got her sitting next to me right now.

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:22 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Well, I guess so, Mack. Since you told me you loved me.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ßeef
what are you wearing Lust?
Nothing. 8)

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:22 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lust
He can use one of your holes then, love.
Good job. You just made this thread:
http://www.eferfa.net/gay.jpg

beef flaps July 28th, 2005 11:24 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
I like to have cyber wearing rubber underwear and pasties.
So whos in?
:beer:

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:25 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
This was my idea...I get first poke.

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:25 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Can we use whipped cream? I really like whipped cream...

beef flaps July 28th, 2005 11:25 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tap112
This was my idea...I get first poke.
I'll take sloppy seconds. I'm not greedy

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:27 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lust
Can we use whipped cream? I really like whipped cream...
NO WERE USING SCALDING HOT BUTTER!!!111*22

TheMack July 28th, 2005 11:28 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Wait.... Lust wubs me, so I get first poke.

Mack

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:28 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Fuck you fatty, I'm going in.

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:29 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tap112
NO WERE USING SCALDING HOT BUTTER!!!111*22
..Okay...

w00p, I get 4 guys all to myself, eh?

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 11:29 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
I hope you don't mind 9 other people watching.

TheMack July 28th, 2005 11:30 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tap112
Fuck you fatty, I'm going in.
Fine, I'll just boink you. With no lube, so it chafes.

Mack

Flodgy July 28th, 2005 11:31 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
10? maybe then..

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 11:31 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
*Yawn* I'm going to bed and having 1 on 1 cyber sex with my friend peter.

G'night.

TheMack July 28th, 2005 11:35 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Hell I don't care who watches. I just want Tap's hairy I-T ass.

Mack

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:36 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
I'm the one in the middle.
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictur...20Squirels.jpg

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 11:37 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMack
Hell I don't care who watches. I just want Tap's hairy I-T ass.

Mack

Hmmm.. Maybe I'll stay up a little longer. Peter can wait, I don't care if he's a stiff.

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:37 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Oh yeah! ;]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dobry wieczór
Hmmm.. Maybe I'll stay up a little longer. Peter can wait, I don't care if he's a stiff.
I don't know... he might be flacid by the time you get back...

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Thanks guys! You've (somehow) got my wife all horny! Thank you!

-Ghost- July 28th, 2005 11:40 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
How did this turn into a giant cyber?

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 11:40 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tap112
I was trying to find more pictures of those kind of things on Google, and I typed in animal sex... and do not do that!

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:41 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Well... first Tap asked me if I wanted to cyber... and then Mack wanted to join... and so did everyone else.

Does it really need explaining?

TheMack July 28th, 2005 11:42 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFieldMarshall
Thanks guys! You've (somehow) got my wife all horny! Thank you!
Take pictures.

Mack

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:42 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lust
Well... first Tap asked me if I wanted to cyber... and then Mack wanted to join... and so did everyone else.

Does it really need explaining?
Just shut up and enjoy it woman.

AegenemmnoN July 28th, 2005 11:43 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFieldMarshall
Thanks guys! You've (somehow) got my wife all horny! Thank you!
*tips hat*



Lust, i'd cyber with you.. but....well, i make Peter North look like a mild sleet.

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:44 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tap112
Just shut up and enjoy it woman.
Fuck you, go have sex with Droby's boyfriend, hmm? Keep him company while he waits for everyone else to finish.

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 11:44 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Fuck you, go have sex with Droby's boyfriend, hmm? Keep him company while he waits for everyone else to finish.
:naughty:

Ping_Pong July 28th, 2005 11:45 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
So many holes, so little time.

AegenemmnoN July 28th, 2005 11:45 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dobry wieczór
That's my cue to ska-doo...

the way i ska-doo...well, like i said, North is like sleet compared to me.

Red Menace July 28th, 2005 11:47 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
http://nintendoforever.free.fr/N64/G...oldeneye01.jpg saves lives.

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 11:48 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
I dunno how much longer this is going to last, the police is here (azh.)

I think we better try to act natural and do our best to cover this up. :lookaround:

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:48 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lust
Fuck you, go have sex with Droby's boyfriend, hmm? Keep him company while he waits for everyone else to finish.
It's too late for that now.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dobry wieczór
I think we better try to act natural and do our best to cover this up. :lookaround:
And that.

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by TheMack
Take pictures.
Sorry, no time. She's already got half of her cloths off. I'm going to have to leave in a few moments.

Maybe sooner. Her hand's moving towards "big man."

Red Menace July 28th, 2005 11:50 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dobry wieczór
I dunno how much longer this is going to last, the police is here (azh.)

I think we better try to act natural and do our best to cover this up. :lookaround:
I have done nothing but give good advice.

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 11:52 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Ya, time to go.

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:53 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Damn...I wish I bought a sperm guard for my keyboard...

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 11:56 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tap
Damn...I wish I bought a sperm guard for my keyboard...
No, no. We didn't need to know that.

AzH July 29th, 2005 12:09 AM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
:spam:

Agentlaidlaw July 29th, 2005 01:00 AM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
omfg wtf is this???????????? what happened to that one guy with the girl?????????? and wtf why did it turn into a giant orgy????????

But by far, this as to be the best dam spam thread ever.

Overwatch July 29th, 2005 02:48 AM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
so wssl what happened, did you get in trouble or did you bribe your parents with super mario kart?

Flodgy July 29th, 2005 03:13 AM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Thats what I wish to know, what the hell happened to the moron?

Pethegreat July 29th, 2005 05:45 AM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lust
Well... first Tap asked me if I wanted to cyber... and then Mack wanted to join... and so did everyone else.

Does it really need explaining?
can I join? Mine is bigger than mack'shttp://www.gamingforums.com/images/smilies/smilie.gif

beef flaps July 29th, 2005 06:59 AM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
what the hell is this.
That's it, no more beer.

Master of Reality July 29th, 2005 07:27 AM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Iodine and salt? Okay now you are obviously joking. That'll burn her skin right off.

Master of Reality July 29th, 2005 07:31 AM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pethegreat™
can I join? Mine is bigger than mack'shttp://www.gamingforums.com/images/smilies/smilie.gif
From one inch to two....damn you win. :D


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