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TheMack July 28th, 2005 10:47 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nordicvs
Please...please, someone move this to the Melee...don't make me beg...
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I second that motion.

Mack

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 10:48 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
N64 games? pshh amature...

http://ib1.campusnetwork.com/lun1/ex...9ed77aa552.jpg

beef flaps July 28th, 2005 10:48 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFieldMarshall
Beef, after all that we've been though in the "Teens and sex.." thread, can you believe this?
No way!
I would have at least used Mazolla instead of butter. Has a higher boiling point.

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 10:51 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Why the hell would someone go on the internet to get suggestions as to how to deal with this? Is he too stupid to figure this out on his own?

AegenemmnoN July 28th, 2005 10:51 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tap112
that's classy.

Red Menace July 28th, 2005 10:51 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ßeef
No way!
I would have at least used Mazolla instead of butter. Has a higher boiling point.
A man who knows the trade!

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 10:52 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Where'd all the super mods and admins go to? None are on. Only Big Daddy. Anyways, I PMed big daddy and told him to move/remove this thread. Whichever is easier.

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 10:52 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Mack, it's your melee, isn't it? Or don't you at least run the thing?

Komrad_B July 28th, 2005 10:53 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Is he too stupid to figure this out on his own?
From what we know (a virgin 22years old courting a 15years old girl in his parents' house), this might very well be possible :uhm:

Nordicvs July 28th, 2005 10:53 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Well, he certainly has gathered a crowd...

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 10:54 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
I also PMed smitty, as he just came on.

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 10:54 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
I hate to admit it, but this is actually kind of fun. Now, all we need is to move this to the Melee, and it'd be awesome!

Komrad_B July 28th, 2005 10:56 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
If he wanted a 100post thread then he sure as hell will have one (unless its locked before). I'd like to see him defend is situation tho, he's quite silent (probably playing with his pee pee).

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 10:58 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
OK, here's my suggestion to help your burned tiny man:

Rub steel wool up and down your so-called "dick." If it hurts, that means that it's working, and eventually the burnt tissue will fall off. And then you'll be OK.

Or nowhere near...

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 10:59 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8633/rape16cd.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3240/rape23ik.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/42/rape36ki.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4586/rape41wc.jpg

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 10:59 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFieldMarshall
OK, here's my suggestion to help your burned tiny man:

Rub steel wool up and down your so-called "dick." If it hurts, that means that it's working, and eventually the burnt tissue will fall off. And then you'll be OK.

Or nowhere near...

:Puzzled:

God, someone please get rid of this thread...

beef flaps July 28th, 2005 11:01 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFieldMarshall
I hate to admit it, but this is actually kind of fun. Now, all we need is to move this to the Melee, and it'd be awesome!
He has 4 posts, it would be useless.
SPAM forum and beer.

My name is Wolf and I can get you out of this mess.
How much time do we have?

Red Menace July 28th, 2005 11:01 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Now this is just getting odd.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ßeef
My name is Wolf and I can get you out of this mess.
How much time do we have?
I think my plan was pretty solid, but good to hear of other men in the trade!

FX-Fragger July 28th, 2005 11:02 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
*error error*

FX-Fragger July 28th, 2005 11:03 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
I like most of that plan, Tap... but I think it needs some work.

Also, I think that if a woman lets you shower with her, that theres no NEED for rape.

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 11:04 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
When was his last post? Now I'm beginning to really believe that this is bull shit. wssl, you'd better start saying something!

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 11:04 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FX-Fragger
I like most of that plan, Tap... but I think it needs some work.

Also, I think that if a woman lets you shower with her, that theres no NEED for rape.

:rolleyes:

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:05 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Oh my gosh, this is hillarious! How stupid could you be? 8 minutes?! I would have put it in for, like... 2 min. 30 sec... but that's just me... or you should have used some conditioner.

That'll lude 'er up real good.


[You're 22 and live with your parents? Yeeeeeesh!]

beef flaps July 28th, 2005 11:05 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Dorby... try one of these to relieve the pain :beer:

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
...I'm going to hell.

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
You and your beer. Wait, what am I saying!? I love beer!

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Lust...can we cyber now??

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Jesus, if this is real, I seriously hope that this stupid fu*k doesn't try to rape/kill her or anything.

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:09 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
u no it, Tap. ;]


[Oh yeah, this thread has many purposes!]

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 11:10 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
By order of Matt...

This thread has been given the
FARZLEPOT
Stamp of Insanity

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:10 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
YES LUST ILL DO YOU AND YOUR WATER POLO BALL.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/42/rape36ki.jpg

beef flaps July 28th, 2005 11:10 PM
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I'll cyber with you Tap

Red Menace July 28th, 2005 11:10 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Guys, dont worry! If he is a man, like I think he is a man! He has Goldeneye, Goldeneye is like the Holy Grail of N64 games, it will keep her quiet for as long as needed!

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:11 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Oh, c'mon, guys... it can be a cyber-three-some.


That's super-sweet, Tap.

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:12 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
My nipples are hard.

TheMack July 28th, 2005 11:12 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
If I raped a woman, she would die because I have a 16-inch dong.

Mack

Aeroflot July 28th, 2005 11:12 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lust
Oh, c'mon, guys... it can be a cyber-three-some.

Can you cyber 4 some?

Ok here I go first. I am rubbing extremely hot butter all over your cooter.

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:13 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Yeah... Mack's 16 inc- WAIT! I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PUPPY!!!!

beef flaps July 28th, 2005 11:13 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lust
Oh, c'mon, guys... it can be a cyber-three-some.


That's super-sweet, Tap.
I'm in!
Sandwich of love :beer:

Red Menace July 28th, 2005 11:14 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Sub Sandwich. :naughty:

NuclearFieldMarshall July 28th, 2005 11:14 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
I'll cyber!

Komrad_B July 28th, 2005 11:16 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
What is going on here? A cyber orgy?

beef flaps July 28th, 2005 11:16 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFieldMarshall
I'll cyber!
Only if your hot wife joins :naughty:

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:17 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
No fuck you Nuke; Lust doesn't have enough holes for you.

Dobry you bitch. You burned my c00ter!!!!!!!!

TheMack July 28th, 2005 11:17 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lust
Yeah... Mack's 16 inc- WAIT! I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PUPPY!!!!
A love puppy, dearest.

Mack

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:18 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Komrad_B
What is going on here? A cyber orgy?
Yeah. But you have to have a Blue Petter Badge to join.


sowwy

Tap112 July 28th, 2005 11:18 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Yesssssss Spam Orgy Uhhhhh

:spam: :hump: :hump: :spank:

Covin Narcissus July 28th, 2005 11:19 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tap112
No fuck you Nuke; Lust doesn't have enough holes for you.
He can use one of your holes then, love.

beef flaps July 28th, 2005 11:19 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
what are you wearing Lust?

TheMack July 28th, 2005 11:20 PM
Re: Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lust
He can use one of your holes then, love.
Can I have a hole? I'm your favorite.

Mack


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