Me? A smoker?
 

Preacher! You know my humor is odd enough without external influence!

There's only one reason I see to smoke...Spontaneous Human Combustion.

Actually I know an acapella (no instruments) song about that...

Spontaneous Human Combustion
Poof, there goes another one
A raging fire, a funeral pyre
An unexpected cremation

They were kissing in a crowded mall
when they burst right into flames.
Charcoal bricquets in thirty seconds
Their last words -- each other's names
Did they have a deep seated problem?
Was this their farewell?
Did they cause themselves to ignite
Leaving that awful smell?

Spontaneous Human Combustion
Poof, there goes another one
A raging fire, a funeral pyre
An unexpected cremation

She was walking on Rodeo Drive
She exploded with a flash
The police had no explanation
Their only clue -- a pile of ash
Did her Visa card reach its limit
on that shopping spree?
Did she blow her top when she read
"Buy one -- get one free"?

Spontaneous Human Combustion
Poof, there goes another one
A raging fire, a funeral pyre
An unexpected cremation

Is it passion, is it heartburn?
Is it the wrath of god?
Maybe it's friction in the bloodstream
starts a fire in your bod?
Is it caused by stress or frustration?
Or by what you eat?
Never snack on cabbage and wasabe,
you'll get smoking feet

Spontaneous Human Combustion
Poof, there goes another one
A raging fire, a funeral pyre
An unexpected cremation


Artist: The Bobs
Song: Spontaneous Human Combustion
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(c) 1991 Richard Greene and Joe Finetti, Best of Breed Music (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved.
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(I can't imagine what the translator sites will make of that!)

Re: Me? A smoker?
 

ohhh a poet as well !!!! just were does ur knowledge stop captn Queeg !!!!


nah i can,t see it you !!!!!and after dinner mint NAH..much to busy ....to be like cheech n chong :smokin:
lata mate WIN =DEADEYE :beer:

Re: Me? A smoker?
 

:rofl:

I actually like that one. And "SLow Down Krishna" or whatever it was called.
I can hardly believe that I've seen those guys live. Must have been your fault.;)


And now for something completely different...Hey! the "python" smilie is broken, it comes out like this (even though it looks right in the WYSIWIG editor):
:python:
Since this entire thread is :spam: anyway, is there like a smilie war going on? The smilies were cool,
and then there were more,
and then the quick list was broken,
and then they got organized, but some nasty smilies were in the More list,
and then the nasties went away,
and now the nasty ones are back, and python doesn't work!

What's up, o Bob-loving-Queeg-of-the-cool-additional-smilies? Is there a smilie war? :tommygun:

Re: Me? A smoker?
 

I've been wondering the same thing too. I know people have been playing with things. It is kind of annoying because I went to look for some smilies I commonly used and they weren't there.

We shouldn't be deleting smilies as they break messages. Maybe I'll ping Azrael about it.

Re: Me? A smoker?
 

Hey Deadeye! Nice new avatar! :thumbsup:

(and hey, the "puppyeyes" smilie is broken too! i just noticed it in my post from http://www.gamingforums.com/showthre...92#post1027592)

Re: Me? A smoker?
 

I've asked but there's been no answer yet. In fact the thread was closed but it was an old thread that had been reopenned the other day. I'll create a new thread and see what I can find out.

Re: Me? A smoker?
 

Thanks preacher your the 1st to notice .ive had a change of nick :naughty: and put up ol ned kelly ...thnx mate :beer:


cu lata ..wouldn,t pass a game now but servers are empty ...:deal: doh