Kid: I like playing with toy cars!
Bully: Hey you! I don't like you!
Kid: But....
Bully: Take that!
*WHOMP!*
and that!
*WHOMP!*
Kid: AAAAAAH!!!
Yes, its sad. You can get bullied for the slightest thing. It hurts, its sad, but that's why there's the BullyBasher 3000! It slices, dices, chops, decapitates, lascerates and does practically anything you've ever wanted to do to a Bully.
Kid: Hey mr. bully!
Bully: What?
Kid: Eat slicing death!
*gory sounds*
Bully: Ow, my head seems to be missing.
Yes, it works! And we have a special deal! Buy one for $19.95, and get another one for $19.95!!! Yes, its true! Get one now! Show bullies what you're made of!
Bully: *gurgling noise*
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[This message has been edited by Helgrador (edited January 16, 2002).]