I'll tell you exactly what he said, he said "Will you please stop playing that and finally finish the damn game so ANT can play it already!!!"

Either that or he said, "Dave, would you come work for me?"

LOL! j/k

BG: "Hey Dave, could you aim that harpoon gun at that whore's head over there and then set her on fire?"
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Tciny

Bill Gates probably said, "It will never surpass my Solitaire audience... ever! Ha! Ha! Ha! God, I love marketing!"

Danziger :^)

BG: "I wonder if i can use this new engine with minesweeper, the polygon count in the smileyface must be higher!!"

BG: "Excuse me, are you Dave from Shiney?"
D: "What's it to ya, bub..."
BG: "Well Microsoft is interested in creating a new action game, and we would like you to be the lead developer."
D: "Wha's the game about, and make it quick ya pencil necked geek!"
BG: "Ah, yes sir...it's a FPS about a Microsoft worker that goes bezerk and goes on a rampage all over various Corporate locations. The final Boss is me, Bill Gates and naturally, i win in the end."
D: "Sounds like a crap game if ya ask me..."
BG: "Well, how can I make it better."
D: "Two things, one Gates as the end boss sucks, gates should be the lead character who goes into Iraq to assassinate Saddam...Two, you've got to incorporate whores into the game, where are the hookers?? A man like you should know a thing or two about hookers, no?"
BG: "Sir! I beg your pardon! Have some respec...ack!" THUD!
D: Holding a smoking Rocket propelled Harpoon Gun..."Respect this..."

Seriously, I think Billy wanted to ask Dave if he would like to do a game (lead game like Mario was to Nintendo and Sonic was to Sega and Crash was to Playstation) for the X-box.

I don't know... nVidia, Microsoft, Dave, GDC... put 2 and 2 and 2 and 2 and 2 and 2... TOgether...

Hey, don't zap me with a cow prong if I'm wrong.

Danziger :^)

BG: So I was like, 'YOUSH YOU LIDDL BRATS GET OFF MY LAWN!' I sure showed those liddl shhits... hehehe *hic*
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Tciny

P.S.: Wodka rules! http://www.voodooextreme.com/forums/biggrin.gif

BG: I can't believe you kept that game running so long under Windows! It should crash every 30 seconds! I'll have to add this to the Windows Bugs to be fixed! Would you like a job in my bug fixing department?
DP: There's no way in hell I'll fix Windows for you!
[Takes out device, presses a few buttons on it and a cow appears above BG and crushes him]

BG: I've never seen such a realistic depiction of the devil before in a computer game.

DP: Mr. Gates, the game isn't running anymore; Windows just crashed. You're looking at your reflection in the monitor.

BG: [in a demonic voice] Curse you Perry! You've made me reveal my true identity!

OK - THE JOHNSON FIRING. I did it, I screwed, then saved, the Scientist named Johnson. I hit the button to cause the shuttle crash, then over the PA rang "Fire Johnson!" and I stood in front of him and wiped out the guards, I even took a bullet or two for ole boy Johnson, so now he owes me!

Has anyone else tried the gracefull art of the JUMP-DEPOSSES kill? Posses any character, walk the character to the edge of a really high point, jump the character off the ledge and quickly deposses, flapping back to safety. the character continues to plummet crying for mercy...it's pretty cool.