299606

There Is Only *ONE* Poopsie!

July 13th, 2001 08:24 PM

In a perfect world, I guess. Yes, the name itself (Poopsie) does strike fear in his opponents whenever he plays Sacrifice online but there are other forms of Poopsie that you rarely see:

The Fireball Poopsie
Hot and Painful. May singe bottom hairs.

The Sweetcorn Poopsie
Most Colourful and Attractive.

The Sticky Poopsie
Sticks to hairs. Requires hours of wiping.

The Firehose Poopsie
Mainly water-based. Creates huge mess.

The Chop-Off Poopsie
Poopsie is stopped half-way due to phone ringing, etc.

The Jaggy Poopsie
Caused by eating too many crisps/chips. May result in surgery.

The Veggie Poopsie
Looks and smells exactly like a veggie burger.

The Croquettes Poopsie
Crispy on the outside with a light, puffy centre.

The Slippy Poopsie
Slips out in one, swift movement. Requires no wiping.

The Neverending Story Poopsie
An amazing achievement. May need to stand to accomplish full length.

The Poppets Poopsie
Come out like machine gun bullets.

The Stinker Poopsie
Reeks so bad you don't even recognize the smell.

The Blip Poopsie
Small but causes big splash.

The Steamy Heapy Poopsie
Will Never Flush.

If you see any of these Poopsies online, it's just better to surrender.

Danziger :^)

299607

July 13th, 2001 09:24 PM

lol

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299608

July 13th, 2001 10:09 PM

Ah, the one they call Danziger! Although we appreciate you helping us to keep our great secret, we can no longer remain in the shadows.

Truth is, we are legion. Like the E Coli in your stomach or the lice in you sombrero, we are the many despised, tiny critters that serve a cryptic purpose in god's mischievous plans.

Our apologies to all those that have been unduly harmed by our actions.

-joby "got gas? that's probably me" otero

299609

July 14th, 2001 02:10 AM

I must admit, I am very well aquainted with the steamy heapy poopsie, and while it doesn't quite strike fear into my heart, it strikes fear into the hearts of those who live with me. Also, you forgot the ambush poopsie. It strikes without warning when you least expect it at the most inconvenient of times.

TheMad

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299610

July 14th, 2001 11:04 AM

You guys crack me up....hehehehe
LOL

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