Yes, that's right, as I'm sure you're aware, it's almost the new year! However, I won't be here when the clock actually strikes 12am GMT (the true centre of the Universe with respect to time) due to a prior engagement at a large house party where I'll consume enough alcohol to tranquilise 52 19th century dental patients, so I thought I'd take this great opportunity to wish you all
all the best!
And I decided to make it slightly different to all the other "happy new year" posts by making this the first ever happy nude year!
By declaring this to be a nude year, I have brought naked surfing into the mainstream! Now, it's not only socially acceptable to roam the internet wearing nothing but the hair on your body, but it's encouraged!
So come one come all, join in the dual pleasure of checking your email and celebrating your nakedness all in one go!
- Chris Smith
PS. Yes, I'm already drinking for tonight. Man, it's 6 hours and 50 minutes off, but I'm trying damn hard!