The paragraph game
 

SupaStarAsh gets the credit for this one.

My thoughts exactly. Everyone gets to write 5-10 sentences max. Maybe one more if it adds depth. Or sense.

Happy paragraphing.

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hey, it's up :D, cheers Wiener.

Guess i start then huh...

A long time ago, in a village far, far away there was a boy called Clive. Clive lived with his family on their farm and helped a lot around the house, he also enjoyed going to the local town with his friends. One day Clive woke up and decided to...

PS: Forgot to add this in the main message to Wiener, but at the 'end' of you're paragraph, don't actually finish it off, leave it (like i have done) for the next person to fill in and carry on.

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...get up early, for he had plans. At 3AM he snuck into one of his friends' house and found him soundly asleep. It was then when Clive noticed a change within him. Something was screaming "SHOVE A DILDO UP HIS NOSE!" in the back of his head, but he resisted. Instead he threw a raw chicken into his friend's face and quickly made his escape. What he hadn't planned on was....

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him slipping on something and the Dildo flying out of his hand onto the ground. With his friend waking up to find a raw headless chicken next to his face screwed at the top of his voice as he though he was in a nightmare. Clive heard this scream, and assuming the worst he...

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grabbed hold of his trusty dead rat, and re-entered the room. upon re-entry he quickly beat his friend senseless with the rat and left the house for good. Once outside, however, he found that he was still quite bored. He made his way to the local baseballfield, where he met another friend of his named Greg. Greg looked quite disturbed, as he told Clive that...

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Someone had stolen his dead rat. Clive fell silent for a minute, thinking what he could say to help cheer his good friend back, without giving away the fact that Clive himself had the same dead rat in his left pocket. Clive then thought of giving back the Dead rat, so whilst Greg had his head in his arms, Clive slyly, took out the rat from his pocket and placed it in Greg's backpack. All of a sudden the backpack started to move...

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...as the rat was resurrected by an egyptian god. Greg was delighted to find his rat, though not dead anymore, in his backpack and with soul-destroying powers. He quickly said goodbye to Clive and departed. It was now 7AM. Clive went to his local supermarket to buy some groceries. As he arrived however...

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...a dark shadow covered the street. Clive looked up and saw a giant spaceship suspended in the atmosphere. "Sweet merciful crap" said Clive as the spaceship started blaring music from the 1940's at a decibel level so high as to cause ear pain. It was then that...

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Greg turned up with his special 'soul-destroying' powered rat. Greg seemed to think of this rat as a Pokemon with the ability to use it's powers on anything. He shouted at the Rat, 'Use Quick Attack' on that spaceship. The Rat jumped up from Greg's hand, shot up towards the spaceship and through the main speaker causing the music to stop. Just as the rat was edging back to Greg it...