worst games on any gaming system.

[Diablo_Spitt_41]

yeah i love quake!!!

[-Ghost-]

I have to say that Medal of Honor: Rising Sun was a piece of crap. It had absolutley no redeeming features except for the prestige granted to it as a game of the MOH series. Another pretty bad game was JK3: Academy, the only good part was mods, and the new moves added that were not in Jk2.

[Flodgy]

hm well the game that pissed me off most is CTU marine sharpshooter

you spend half your time shooting at ugly things with your ugly "gun" and even more time accidentily shooting your even uglier spotter. The game should be hit with a hammer and thrown as a frisbee

[The Contender]

i really hated "delta force"from novalogic . the AI i would only refer as Artificial cause the "Intellingence" was nowhere to be found. all you had to do was get on top of a hill and rain death on the enemies, the ai would never aim up or climb the gentlest of slopes . the shadows inside buildings where the worst imaginable if you still felt like killing anything , and you couldnt pick up any weapons. out of ammo?TFB

[Elrond1982]

This is one of my classic long posts - but it's mostly just ranting about the games I consider to be s-h-i-t-t-y.
S stands for 'stupid'
H stands for 'Hell, this game totally sucks ass'
I stands for 'Idiocy - that is, my idiocy in purchasing this game'
T stands for 'Talk to the hand and read between the lines'
T (the second one that completes the word shitty) stands for 'Taking my sword of Elendil and using it on the people who come up with these stupid ideas'
Y stands for 'Y the f**k do they make games like this - Holy Jebus!'

I could come up with more acronyms, but choose not to because I think the following my outrageous fury fairly accurately.

I think I have a game that I may not like too much - Driver3 - I played it for a week and got bored with it and quit playing it this past summer. It was pretty much the same stuff all the time. The graphics weren't nearly as good as I would have expected for a game that before release promised "ground-breaking" whatever the hell it is that was supposed to be ground-breaking. The only thing that was groundbreaking is how much sleep I lost trying to enjoy the game that one week - what's ground-breaking is my absolute muddafukin idiocy in doing so. The graphics sucks my you know what - I expected a lot more and got a lot less. I haven't bought that many bad games - in fact this may be the worst - and though it doesn't get a disastrously shitty rating, I still rate it around 5/10 - some gaming magazines rated that a 6/10 or 7/10 - I guess they're more stupid than I was in playing the game longer than me. For one thing, the replay value is as low as a bottomless frikin pit and the graphics, as I have said, supremely suck donkey balls as compared to what I expected. I expected to see realistic damage effects - like when you shoot a headlight out on a car, the headlight is still there - it just doesn't light up (obviously). Blown-up vehicles look nothing like what they should. The people in the game don't disassemble when hit by a freakin Mack Truck! What kinda cow poopy is that?!?

The only thing I liked about the game is driving my patheticly shitty-textured piles of crap called cars off of cliffs to kill like 10 people! I got out a lot of aggression in leaving in my wake a pile of dead bodies and destroyed hulks of cars! Now that was awesome! To those who would try Driver3 - I recommend Grand Theft Auto 3 - I like that game better than the newer San Andreas and it has great graphics. Now that game I could play over and over again (well, at least three times).

Now my least favorite system would have to be the Sega Saturn - how many titles for that game were developed - like 3 ? What the hell kind of system is that? And I like the Nintendo DS (Dual-Screen) but I only bought one game so far - Super Mario 64 DS. There are only like 5 other titles for that system and they did not appeal to me at all. Hopefully Nintendo gets their shit together and makes more good DS games - I would really hate that game system to go to waste because it is tons of fun to play - and you can play GBA games on it too!

But as for my hall-of-shame, Driver3 goes down as my worst game (in recent history). I didn't like Frogger for PC either - that was stupid - who the hell would play that game for more than like 3 minutes before getting the urge to destroy the universe?! The newest game I may add to my average list is Lord of the Rings: The Third Age - though it was enjoyable for four weeks, it got boring after that and when I come to think of it, the battles had no variety, the characters had little development in the storyline, the events in the game are very inaccurate (like Gandalf being outside the Citadel of Minas Tirith while Denethor fell like a meteor from the sky). And in the Battle of Pelennor Fields - where is the frikin damned battle - there's supposed to be blood and guts and horseheads flying around but instead there are just a lot of dead men and orcs all (conveniently) arrayed in a line that becomes your path when adventuring. That is just as stupid as hell! However, The Battle of Helm's Deep was very involved and challenging and the graphics of most of the game was excellent. The worst level was the Pelennor Fields - a total lack of surrounding fighting or graphics. A good level is Eregion - trees and grass and rocks - couldn't go wrong with just playing the first level over and over again. And another disappointment - where was the Battle of the Black Gate?!? It ends at Pelennor Fields - you go beyond a save point and then all of the freakin sudden, you're on top of the Tower of Barad-Dur fighting the big frikin red eye, which I liked in the movies but lost respect for when playing the game. There was no challenge to winning that fight - and no one ever fought the frikin red eye of Sauron in the book OR the movie - that is frikin stupid! Sorry for the long post, but if it was any shorter, I'd be replacing the above with 20 f-words placed in a row! These are the games that decide the world of men - and these are the games that totally suck my . Up yours stupid game developers - who the hell ever thought of having a battle with the eye of Sauron - the destruction of the Ring, afterall, was the only thing that could take down Sauron and his red eye. And I agree with you, Contender, AI stands for Artificial Intelligence in these games - as the Intelligence is greatly artificial and in no way represents any form of intelligence. These stupid games are not half as 'smart' as my cat - and my cat could come up with better ideas in his sleep!

STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID FRIKIN STUPID
THREE WORDS: DUH-FRIKIN-DUH For the love of God in Heaven!
Now I'm all spent being angry for spending my money so unwisely - now I'm sad and I'm going to frikin cry myself to sleep - crap!

[Elrond1982]

Originally Posted by ryo-hazuki-kid

the best game ever is kingdomhearts for me
the worst is well

1: tomb raider angel of Crap oh sorry i mean Darkness lol

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me of another crappy game! My sentiments exactly! And no mean to correct yourself - I now refer to that game as "Tomb Raider Angel of Crap".

Also, yellow_hampster - love the avatar - Foamy rules! King of the Squirrels he is - and of course, High King over all those stupid game developers who come up with crap just to justify their frikin salary! They should put that on a Foamy's Rant skit someday! That would be funny - funny, but so very true! That's what's great about Foamy - he says it how it is and if someone's offended then they can go drive over a frikin cliff! FOAMY AS KING!

[J-Dub']

One game I hate is TimeSplitters 1. It is the crappiest game I've ever played.

[Steakboy]

Star Trek: Shattered Universe . . . it's just bad . . . .

[ultimatedoom]

I thought Delta Force Land Warrior and Delta Force Task Force Dagger are pathetic FPs games...I havent played other games in the delta force series except Black Hawk Down (which was pretty good). I cant think of anymore at this moment...

[ripper2.0]

Robocop call the right authorites and have it removed.