-You drink non-alcoholic beer
-You swap a £10 note for a £5 note just because you think it looks nicer
-You're so lazy you try to install a sofa in your car
-You pay more in car insurance than your car is actually worth
-You pay more in car parts than your car is actually worth
-You pay more in fuel in one go than your car is actually worth
-You wear underpants that are worth more than your car
-You own a car that you would have to pay someone to take from you
-You think that because a bike has more gears than a car it will go faster
-You try to put petrol in a bike to save you peddling
-You buy a bike to get fit, and have someone else peddle
-You write a cheque to pay for a stick of gum
-You go into McDonalds... and eat something :S
-You call McDonalds a 'restaurant'
-You perform an experiment to see just how small a hole you can put your finger in before it gets stuck
-You wear your underpants on the outside (that means you Superman)
-You cut everything you like to eat in half so that you can eat twice as much of it
-You trust everything Matt_el_G tells you without question
-You stop eating so you don't have to grow up
-Every year, instead of sending out Christmas cards, you send everyone instructions on how to make a Christmas card and tell them what to write inside
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hahahah, petrol, I forgot for a minute it's mostly Americans who call is gass :lol:
pertol, thats a cool word! hahhahahhaha:roll:
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