FileFront Forums
Page 1 of 4 1 23 Last »
Show 50 post(s) from this thread on one page

FileFront Forums (http://forums.filefront.com/)
-   General Yib-Yab (Off Topic) (http://forums.filefront.com/general-discussion-184/)
-   -   [Health] Bollocks (http://forums.filefront.com/general-discussion/450425-bollocks.html)

Mr. Matt February 13th, 2013 11:36 AM
Bollocks
 
Privacy!

Mr. Matt February 13th, 2013 11:38 AM
Re: Bollocks
 
P.S. They told me not to ingest anything beforehand, but I ingested a shitload of beer and sambuca and they don't seem to care. So go nuts!

Wasn't a pun. But could be.

Goody. February 13th, 2013 11:47 AM
Re: Bollocks
 
Sorry to hear that m8. I know a guy who had a nut lopped off for the same reason about 15 years ago now and he did fine. I seem to remember the drugs they gave him afterwards made him sick but I am guessing things have moved on since then.

My sons going to Telford this weekend for some comic con type of thing.
edit ^ I know wtf, a totally random statement.

Cpt.Karnas February 13th, 2013 12:39 PM
Re: Bollocks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Matt (Post 5682134)
So I'm off to hospital, presumably, to have one of the boys lopped off. For CANCER!

I only ask that you learn from my mistakes - don't enjoy life with booze, fags and other illicit substances because they'll come back to bite you in the balls. Literally. And then you'll die anyway.
My prayers are with you.

Serio February 13th, 2013 12:49 PM
Re: Bollocks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Matt (Post 5682134)
So I'm off to hospital, presumably, to have one of the boys lopped off. For CANCER!

I only ask that you learn from my mistakes - don't enjoy life with booze, fags and other illicit substances because they'll come back to bite you in the balls. Literally. And then you'll die anyway.
Presumeably? So you're not entirely sure it'll be done at the hospital, instead of a dark alley behind a pharmacy?

I wish you the best of luck.

Silberio February 13th, 2013 01:33 PM
Re: Bollocks
 
Holy fucking hell, lad, that's pretty schocking. Hope your life continues as normaly with half manness less... You're still awesome though <3

May the Gods of Ásgarð be with you.

Nemmerle February 13th, 2013 01:34 PM
Re: Bollocks
 
At least it wasn't something serious. Might've been your liver or a lung.

Ryojin February 13th, 2013 03:06 PM
Re: Bollocks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemmerle (Post 5682152)
At least it wasn't something serious. Might've been your liver or a lung.
I dunno, that sounds pretty damn serious to me!

Rikupsoni February 13th, 2013 04:15 PM
Re: Bollocks
 
Well, atleast such cancer only affects one ball, and it's likely testosterone and sperm levels stay good regardless if one is removed.

So check for lumps, guys.

MrFancypants February 13th, 2013 04:19 PM
Re: Bollocks
 
Sorry to hear that. I hope you'll be ok after the operation.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryojin (Post 5682163)
I dunno, that sounds pretty damn serious to me!
From what I know it is one of the types of cancer where your chances are quite good.


All times are GMT -7.
Page 1 of 4 1 23 Last »
Show 50 post(s) from this thread on one page

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.