[Health] Bollocks

[Silberio]

He got circumsized, remember?

I was way too tired to think when I wrote that.

[Mr. Matt]

Originally Posted by Granyaski

Are you going to plant it and grow a clone or am I wasting my time?

There is currently an international ban on the proliferation of Matts, so I'm afraid not.

Originally Posted by Nemmerle

Come to think of it, how does this alter the probability of the other nut getting cancer at some point ? Is it worth getting some...put on ice, so to speak, as insurance against the chance you ever want kids and the unfortunate happening again?

I don't ever intend to aid in the production of one of those snot-nosed, self-disgracing little money suckers so that wasn't a concern of mine. As far as I know there isn't a particularly elevated risk of the spare being affected unless it has spread, which it hasn't. And were that to occur, I'd be far more concerned about the significant impact that the loss of both jewels would have on my body. For one thing, my sex life would be over (and it happens rarely enough as it is); for another thing anything involving testosterone would be fucked as well - my time at the gym would be pointless, for example. One walnut can perform the job of both if it has to without any particularly negative impacts, but if your entire bag of nuts is empty you've got bigger problems than fathering nappy nashers.

Originally Posted by Red Menace

YOU TAKE ANY PHOTOS? Because, I mean, I've never seen another ma-I've only seen a few other men's testicles before.

All photos can be found at www.mattspyjamaparty.com. Pre-op, I'm afraid.

Originally Posted by Mastershroom

You don't mind if I quote that entirely out of context for the rest of the life of this forum, do you?

I would be surprised and astonished if you didn't.

[Asheekay]

erm ... Could you send it to me? I lost the table tennis ball lately

please. No? Why? Oh ok.

[Mr. Matt]

Doesn't bounce. You wouldn't want it.

[Octovon]

Originally Posted by Mr. Matt

Doesn't bounce. You wouldn't want it.

Was that part of the operation? Testing its bounce capabilities?

[Mr. Matt]

I had already tested that.

[Asheekay]

try hitting it with a table tennis bat and you'd know better, mate.

[Mr. Matt]

Given that I now lack reserve forces in that regard, I think that I'm going to try and avoid twatting myself in the nether regions 'for SCIENCE' from now on.

[Primarch Vulkan]

you should change your name to 50 cent now....