That was offered, but I declined. Implants can cause complications later down the line, according to my research (like breast implants; they're made of the same silicone after all), and I'd like to go for the rest of my life without any more males handling my junk.
Shoulda made that half into a coinpurse. Y'know, for paying for things you'd rather not.
Well man. It feels good to know its done well and fine. You'd at least feel less pain next time when kicked in the crotch. You know how it feels.
And yes, it does feel really lonely to go through something like that without a family member or friend around Not that its a life threatening surgery but it still helps to have a dear one around to support you and not make you feel lonely.
Anyway, make sure to cut down the drinking and smoking things so that you live healthily and actively for the rest of your Mattman superhero life.
Come to think of it, how does this alter the probability of the other nut getting cancer at some point ? Is it worth getting some...put on ice, so to speak, as insurance against the chance you ever want kids and the unfortunate happening again?
Matt, glad to know you're alright. You really need to have some big balls to go th... I mean... You have to have... A ball to... Yeah, you're brave as fuck, man.
With this, I think Graeme can rest from the circusicion puns (which stopped long ago, but still).
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Not that its a life threatening surgery but it still helps to have a dear one around to support you and not make you feel lonely.
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