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SuperSmeg

February 14th, 2013 04:40 AM

Re: Bollocks

On the plus side though, it means less scratching of your balls! ;)

Crazy Wolf

February 14th, 2013 06:58 AM

Re: Bollocks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Matt (Post 5682279)

That was offered, but I declined. Implants can cause complications later down the line, according to my research (like breast implants; they're made of the same silicone after all), and I'd like to go for the rest of my life without any more males handling my junk.

Shoulda made that half into a coinpurse. Y'know, for paying for things you'd rather not.

Asheekay

February 14th, 2013 09:37 AM

Re: Bollocks

Well man. It feels good to know its done well and fine. You'd at least feel less pain next time when kicked in the crotch. You know how it feels.
And yes, it does feel really lonely to go through something like that without a family member or friend around :( Not that its a life threatening surgery but it still helps to have a dear one around to support you and not make you feel lonely.

Anyway, make sure to cut down the drinking and smoking things so that you live healthily and actively for the rest of your Mattman superhero life.

Granyaski

February 15th, 2013 12:12 PM

Re: Bollocks

Are you going to plant it and grow a clone or am I wasting my time?

Nemmerle

February 15th, 2013 08:59 PM

Re: Bollocks

Come to think of it, how does this alter the probability of the other nut getting cancer at some point ? Is it worth getting some...put on ice, so to speak, as insurance against the chance you ever want kids and the unfortunate happening again?

Red Menace

February 15th, 2013 11:17 PM

Re: Bollocks

YOU TAKE ANY PHOTOS? Because, I mean, I've never seen another ma-I've only seen a few other men's testicles before.

Mastershroom

February 16th, 2013 03:35 AM

Re: Bollocks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Matt (Post 5682277)

And now I know how Hitler felt.

You don't mind if I quote that entirely out of context for the rest of the life of this forum, do you?

Crazy Wolf

February 16th, 2013 01:33 PM

Re: Bollocks

Sig it.

Silberio

February 16th, 2013 04:54 PM

Re: Bollocks

Deffinetly sig it.

Matt, glad to know you're alright. You really need to have some big balls to go th... I mean... You have to have... A ball to... Yeah, you're brave as fuck, man.

With this, I think Graeme can rest from the circusicion puns (which stopped long ago, but still).

Toph	February 16th, 2013 08:04 PM

Re: Bollocks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Einherjar Silberio (Post 5682615)

circusicion puns

Dafuq you tryin' to say, son!

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