Threw my life I have lived next to some interesting people. Some nice, some rude, or some just plain weird.
So I was wondering have any funny or weird stories about your neighbors?
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When I use to live in my first apartment there was this old lady that live across the hall, and about once a week around 2am she would knock on my door asking for cigarettes, each time I told her no and I don't smoke. Never stopped her from trying again.
That old lady ended up moving out and a women with two kids moved in. I remember late one night I heard some screaming in the hall. I looked threw my peak hole on my door and seen a woman banging on the door saying stuff like "B*tch you can't hide in there forever" Next thing I knew she started knocking on my door, for some reason I opened the door, I don't know why. She asked if I knew that women, I said no and then she went on telling me how my neighbor is having sex with her boyfriend blah blah blah. Then she ended up leaving. Other then that the woman who lived there I could always hear her screaming at her children, one I remember is about them spilling milk.
We have elephants who live above us. And one of which I swear is a day sleeper, the one above me, I usually hear him talking from like 10pm-6am, really obnoxiously loud -_-. Otherwise I used to live to this one old guy, he was kinda lonely, so on occasion I'd make extra food and bring him some dinner
The most me next-door neighbor does is yard work, and that's about it.
However, this past July, some of them shot off their own fireworks and the cannon tipped over twice. The first time, it was a cluster-bomb and flew onto someone's roof and exploded
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But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger,
You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew.
No stories really, but the downstairs neighbor I had was a pretty great guy, he'd have friends over every day during warm days of the year drinking beer and playing horse-shoes when that wasn't going on we'd be up stairs in my place with my roomate watching tv and smoking pot at night and drinking beer, older guy too mid-thirty's, electrician by trade.
My next door neighbours are a bit of a mess. They keep their garbage and food waste outside along the side of their house and a few times every week the raccoons come, tip it over a leave a giant mess. Worse, the neighbours don't bother to clean it up, they'll leave their garbage strewn between our two houses for several days before they bother to clean up. They have a garage where they could store their garbage, or even one of their cars, but it's stocked full of old appliances and other junk like it's an episode of Hoarders.
Weird thing about them is that the wife uses a bundle of sticks as a broom, like this is a third world country broom. This is freakin Canada people! You can go to the store and get a good broom for $10, so why the hell are you sweeping up like you're on a National Geographic special?
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Nothing special. When I still lived at home, the only negative occurance from the neighbours was that the neighbouring man once liked to rev his V8 at 3AM drunk when I had an early morning.
Most neighbours to the flat I live are Chinese as this apartment building seems to be favoured by foreign exchange students. There's one weird thing though. I can hear a male voice laughing in the flat under me, like three bursts of laughter with one minute between each. You can't hear anyone else laughing with him. Not just that, the same person makes some weird "AAAAAAAAA!" sounds with a very non-vibrant voice during the middle of the night on weekdays. I looked at the plaque just for that to look who lives there. It was a German surname.
Last edited by Rikupsoni; December 14th, 2012 at 01:14 AM.
The neighbours to the east of our house are unusual. It's a middle-aged couple with no kids. The wife collects weird, large, porcelain dolls which are fuckig scary as hell - one was delivered to our house once when they were out, and I swear the house was haunted until they came to collect it.
The husband, mean while, is some kind of neo-Nazi. He listens to WW2 German army music at high volume every Sunday, and in summer he drives remote control German WW2 tanks around his garden. He also only every buys things which he believes are 'made in Britain', so their cars are both old Rovers.
The neighbours to the west I don't know very well, as they only moved in a couple of months ago and we don't tend to interact with our neighbours anyway. They're an older couple. But so far they seem to be far too frivolous and illogical with their money. So far they've had thousands of pounds of building work done to the house, all for ridiculous reasons. For example, our shared driveway needs some work doing to it - the Tarmac is old and crumbling. The woman was getting sick of stones being brought into the house on people's shoes - so they hired a construction company to build an extended, enclosed porch around their front door. Which obviously has made no difference to the problem at all.
I suppose it comes as no surprise to most people that I'm surrounded by insanity even in real life.
Last edited by Mr. Matt; December 14th, 2012 at 05:22 AM.
My current neighbors are ok. Not too loud and not too crazy. Pervious neighbors I've had were either constantly smoking pot (not that this is a bad thing, but it is annoying if you try to ventilate your flat), vocalizing loudly during sex, talking loudly on their phone with really annoying voices or playing World of Warcraft throughout the night.
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Originally Posted by Rikupsoni
Nothing special. When I still lived at home, the only negative occurance from the neighbours was that the neighbouring man once liked to rev his V8 at 3AM drunk when I had an early morning.
Most neighbours to the flat I live are Chinese as this apartment building seems to be favoured by foreign exchange students. There's one weird thing though. I can hear a male voice laughing in the flat under me, like three bursts of laughter with one minute between each. You can't hear anyone else laughing with him. Not just that, the same person makes some weird "AAAAAAAAA!" sounds with a very non-vibrant voice during the middle of the night on weekdays. I looked at the plaque just for that to look who lives there. It was a German surname.
My plan to drive one moderator at a time crazy through sleep deprivation is progressing as planned. Hahahaha ... mwhahaha....ahahahaha!
oh boy, I had a couple that would engage in sexual acts, like really weird ones. The walls are paper thin I could hear everything. One night they where getting there freak on. They would bang there bed so hard up against the wall it would wake me up during the middle of the night, God awful screaming and moaning I swore that this guy was banging a cow/pig. The random screaming really freaked me out. You guys watch Ted? You know where Ted was talking about Jersey girl during sex yeah the bitch sounded like one. The guy would yell "Boom head shot" over and over, I think he was a 'tard
I moved to another apartment. The guy across for my apartment has no blinds on his windows and we'll I can see into his apartment. One night the guys was banging this really hawt bitch. Well lets say the chick looked over and saw me staring into the apartment she waved at me then slapped the guy very hard.
Or sometime I see naked fat chicks in the middle of the night.
Oh just to let ya'll know I smoke on the balcony before you think I'm creepy f***er.
Last edited by Primarch Sanguinius; December 14th, 2012 at 09:36 AM.
The wife collects weird, large, porcelain dolls which are fuckig scary as hell
Ehh, one of my grandmothers use to collect porcelain dolls, doesn't anymore and got rid of them thank god! When I was little I use to hate staying over there in the guest room because there was tons of them sitting around the room! Freaked me out! To this day when I see one I am still freaked out!
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When I was a kid, there were these boys who lived down the street. The same ages as me and my sisters. They were so awful. Me, my sisters and the other neighborhood kids I would say was polite and we were all nice to each other, but when those boys moved in, you would see them and run off. They would always cuss and pick on everyone. I remember once my sister was riding her bike and one of the boys put a stick threw the wheel causing my sister to flip over the bike, she got hurt pretty bad. He then stole her bike. A lot of the neighbor kids including me and my other sister helped her home. My mom cleaned her up and comforted her. A little later noticed that little jerk riding the bike in front of our house. I remember my mom running outside and chasing him, yelling "I'M GOING TO F*CKING KILL YOU!!!" Yeahhh... My mom becomes a little insane when someone hurts us (There are tons more crazy stories about my mom). My mom hurried and came home and took us to get ice cream.
But later that boy got taken away for chasing his mom with a knife.
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