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Old February 14th, 2011   #1
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Gabi Jones junk food orgasm Gabi Jones, 25, has found that stuffing her face with junk food makes her orgasm (Picture: SWNS)

The 25-year-old has now ballooned in weight to 223kg (35st) after eating enough ice-cream, cakes and pizzas to reach the height of sexual pleasure.

She suffers from a medical condition called persistent genital arousal syndrome, where orgasms are triggered without direct sexual arousal.

In extreme cases, sufferers of the condition experience 300 orgasms a day.

She first noticed something unusual was happening as she tucked into a tub of ice-cream.

‘My friends thought I was making it up,’ said Miss Jones, of Colorado, ‘I was stunned but in no doubt of what had happened.’

She has put on 95kg (15st) in the past five years as she gorged and climaxed.

She decided to profit from her affliction by setting up a fetish website where punters pay to watch her scoff herself to orgasm.
Junk food makes Colorado's Gabi Jones have orgasms | Metro.co.uk

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Wow. I just got turned off by a woman having an orgasm. Now I need to go watch porn and make sure that doesn't happen again.
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Jesus. Only in America.

We might be defeated in the War on Terror not by Al Queada or the Taliban, but by everyone being too overweight to join the military.

Junk food induced orgasms. My God. George Washington is face palming right now.
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OoooOOOOOOO BABY GIVE ME A TWINKIE

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OoooOOOOOOO BABY GIVE ME A TWINKIE
That has two meanings!
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lol she 'suffers'

She seems pretty happy to me.



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Junk angel makes this woman have orgasms. Literally.

There. I said it.
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She decided to profit from her affliction by setting up a fetish website where punters pay to watch her scoff herself to orgasm.
Which is worse?
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I am going to have asume this is a joke, too awkward.
And a major turn off... first of all, she'll look like a beached wale and you'll never know if it you that satisfies her or the food she's stoffing in her ho... mouth.

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