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Biiviz February 16th, 2011 03:35 AM
Re: Junk food makes this woman have orgasms (Literally)
 
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Mr. Matt February 16th, 2011 04:31 AM
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It's lucky that junk food gives her orgasms, 'cause it's the only damn way it's going to happen for her. The closest she'll ever get otherwise is when Pequod starts firing harpoons at her.

I mean, DAMN! Ugh.

Mihail February 16th, 2011 06:20 AM
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thats one hefty bitch...... I Guess healthy food does nothing for her? or is this all a excuse for her to stuff her face?

MrFancypants February 16th, 2011 07:15 AM
Re: Junk food makes this woman have orgasms (Literally)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Matt (Post 5469170)
It's lucky that junk food gives her orgasms, 'cause it's the only damn way it's going to happen for her. The closest she'll ever get otherwise is when Pequod starts firing harpoons at her.

I mean, DAMN! Ugh.
There is a joke about a white spermwhale in there somewhere.

Joe Bonham February 16th, 2011 07:27 PM
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What makes this all the more disturbing is she looks like the girl I was with last weekend except less ugly, less fat, and has all her teeth.

Nemmerle February 16th, 2011 07:41 PM
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You'd think she'd get bored of it. O_o

Admiral Donutz February 17th, 2011 12:35 AM
Re: Junk food makes this woman have orgasms (Literally)
 
Bored with the orgasms or stuffing food? The food part I'd understand...

Nemmerle February 17th, 2011 09:37 AM
Re: Junk food makes this woman have orgasms (Literally)
 
Both really. Orgasms aren't that great - it's a chemical rush but so're a lot of things. Kind of sad if you'd rather have an orgasm than whatever you might be doing all the time. Write a story or have an orgasm? Go to the movies with friends or....? It's just a drug. Like all drugs it's fine and fun in moderation.

Admiral Donutz February 18th, 2011 04:58 AM
Re: Junk food makes this woman have orgasms (Literally)
 
Perhaps she should go attend OA* meetings?

OOA (Obesed Orgasm-olics Anonymous)

Havind said that, I know when I had too much to drink and things I regret (such as having passed out and not remembering what happenend inroughly 8 hours or so). As for orgasms, can't say I have any bad experiences with them. Except that after too much physical activity the body kind starts to refuse to operate properly... =p

Granyaski February 18th, 2011 12:09 PM
Re: Junk food makes this woman have orgasms (Literally)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Matt (Post 5469170)
It's lucky that junk food gives her orgasms, 'cause it's the only damn way it's going to happen for her. The closest she'll ever get otherwise is when Pequod starts firing harpoons at her.

I mean, DAMN! Ugh.
:rofl:

"you must spread some reputa..."
^
FUCK YOU.


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