My boyfriends ass tastes nice, he beefed all over my face and there was a nut in it! Afterwards, I blew my nose and shit came out!! Ever had brown snot??! It's Funny! Then, Without my knowing, he held a lighter to his ass and farted . I no longer have eyebrows,pubic hair or nose hairs, but it smelled like sulfur and turtle-wax, and was well worth it!
[This message has been edited by Phobos Moon (edited January 09, 2001).]
ohh my fucking god i think i just lost my fucking lunch all over my computer
That is fucking sick ur boyfriend is a fucking sick bastard
then again ur probably making this up
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Rain Or Snow,Night Or Day
I Am Out There,Waiting
For What U May Ask,
For Ur Gaurd
To Go Down
Then I Strike,And Dart Into The Bush Where I Dissapear
Waiting For The Next Victim
Then I Remember Paintball
Is Just A Game.
No Need For Such Tactical
Advancements
Phobos is my daddy Maybe not... he's still welcome in the Melee, tho
(Though you really ought to consider making the word WARNING: a permanent part of any new subject you post, PM )
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